Apparently "Gary's" are a dime a dozen. I found one a couple weeks ago in another post. Here's what became of him. [quote]There will always be a "Gary" in your life. No matter where you go, no matter what new job you enter into. The name may change, but at their core, they are one and the same. You're never going to get rid of "Gary." Never... there will always be another. One after the other, after the other. All throughout your life. And you're never going to change "Gary." "Gary," will always be "Gary." He will always behave exactly like "Gary." It's really about "acceptance." Acceptance that this is just the way that it is. And it's not going to change.  And by acceptance I mean, changing the way you see "Gary." And by changing the way you see "Gary," I mean instead of seeing yourself "apart" from "Gary." You can begin to see yourself as "a part" of "Gary." And by seeing yourself as "a part" of "Gary," I mean instead of seeing the separation between you and "Gary," you can begin to "embrace Gary." Find what you have in common. Become "a part of Gary," not apart from "Gary." And by "embracing Gary" I mean, the way a parasite embraces its host. Slowly sucking the life out of fu¿king "Gary" day-by-day! Until one day, there's nothing left of "Gary," but a dried-up withered husk. To simply be discarded with as much consideration as emptying the trash. Wipes arm on mouth. Smacks and licks lips. Pat's stomach and belches loudly. Mmmmm mighty tasty! Nowww... Where's my next... "Gary?"[/quote]

I killed him.