Has all the bitching caused so many nerfs and buffs we are stale. Did everyone get there way and now we suck? I have a 5 point plan to make Destiny great again!
1st. I will repeal all weapon bans on every weapon since vanilla. Lookin at you fatebringer and VoC.
2nd. I will build a trials of Osiris wall and make the streamers pay for it!
3rd. All raids and nightfalls will require a rigorous vetting process before applicants are allowed in the fire team. Several countries will be immediately excluded from said process.
4th. The forums are a den of lies. I will impose a gag order on all non-conformist rhetoric. Any habitual line crossers will be publicly tarnished via my twitter account.
5th. I will renegotiate our trade agreements with activision and put destiny first!
I will grab it by the pussy and give Destiny back to you! All I ask in return is your unwavering obedience and complete abandonment of your moral fiber. Elect Loki as your supreme overlord and I will make Destiny great again!!
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2 RepliesHoly crap and I thought it was set in russia you mean to tell me it been america all a long so where is trumps skeleton I've got the urge to dance on his corpse send as it's 2717 he got to be dead by now?
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1 ReplyThat was almost funny... But, it's not. Muted. [spoiler]Politics don't belong in videogames[/spoiler]
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So...nerf fusion rifles
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2 RepliesEvery point in this plan is setup for failure.
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2 RepliesWe start with nothing but then grow into something great Ex destiny have no content right now but when the spring content update is released Destiny will be great again like how it always been in year 1- great creative unique game:)
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1 ReplyYour satire is stupid, and pathetically lame. You are not entertaining whatsoever, may God have mercy on this Mute.
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I am Loki and I approve this message!