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1/15/2017 1:45:09 AM
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Something up with the bee movie
The Bee Movie recently came on Netflix, and me and my family decided to watch it for the meme. I largely enjoyed, but as the movie went on I noticed something sinister.
The Bee Movie is fascist propaganda.
My family thought I was insane but it's true. Let's look at the story here. Barry B. Benson, faced with the soul-sucking repetitiveness of proletarian life working for Honex, decides to try to free himself and goes outside of the hive. After doing outside stuff, he figures out that bees are being exploited by humans, because humans are expropriating their honey/surplus value. Barry, having achieved class consciousness, starts a lawsuit/proletarian revolution. Barry, with the help of the bee proletariat, wins. Post-scarcity is reached, and fully automated luxury bee communism is achieved.
It should be paradise. However, this is not where the movie ends. Because of some bullshit mismanagement, bees just stop doing anything, including pollination. The world's vegetation begins to die, and Barry has to deal with the guilt of closing his class-traitor girlfriend's flower shop and spelling the end of life on earth as we know it. To solve the issue, the bees work with the humans to solve the crisis, and afterwards, bees continue to make honey and allow humans to use it. In other words, they solve their problems by ending fully automated luxury bee communism and promoting -blam!-ING CLASS COLLABORATION.
How dare Jerry Seinfeld imply that fully automated luxury bee communism would doom us? How dare he try to tell us that fascist class collaboration is the answer?
Who knew that by watching and sharing increasingly accelerating apian cinematic memes we were helping the enemy?
I don't beelieve it.
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[spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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It was all a corporate invention to get us to like jazz
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Or it's just a sucky movie
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1 ReplyOne thing I don't get. Do bees actually use the honey they make? Or is it a worthless by-product of their biological processes? Is honey, basically like their crap? Cuz I wouldn't care if another animal used my feces.
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Of course, this is all due to the fact that every single plant in the world relies on bees to perform any life function at all. This, obviously, is fact.
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Unbeelievable.
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Honey it's okay, the buzzing will only sting a little, I'll bee here for you.
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3 Replies[quote]You like jazz?[/quote]
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Top ten anime plot twists
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Ya like jazz?
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End my suffering.
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r/copypasta
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You need to think bee.
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Name checks out.
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We are being manipulated by bees!!
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Lol this is great xD
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 1/15/2017 4:52:53 AMFunny how all the bees are worse than Ferengi when it comes to Capitalism. I think jerry was trying to make fun of everything. I mean he is no spelling B. The Bee movie about nothing. Just like his show.
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[spoiler]But hey. That's just a theory.... A FILM THEORY! and....cut.[/spoiler]
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[quote]The Bee Movie recently came on Netflix, and me and my family decided to watch it for the meme. I largely enjoyed, but as the movie went on I noticed something sinister. The Bee Movie is fascist propaganda. My family thought I was insane but it's true. Let's look at the story here. Barry B. Benson, faced with the soul-sucking repetitiveness of proletarian life working for Honex, decides to try to free himself and goes outside of the hive. After doing outside stuff, he figures out that bees are being exploited by humans, because humans are expropriating their honey/surplus value. Barry, having achieved class consciousness, starts a lawsuit/proletarian revolution. Barry, with the help of the bee proletariat, wins. Post-scarcity is reached, and fully automated luxury bee communism is achieved. It should be paradise. However, this is not where the movie ends. Because of some bullshit mismanagement, bees just stop doing anything, including pollination. The world's vegetation begins to die, and Barry has to deal with the guilt of closing his class-traitor girlfriend's flower shop and spelling the end of life on earth as we know it. To solve the issue, the bees work with the humans to solve the crisis, and afterwards, bees continue to make honey and allow humans to use it. In other words, they solve their problems by ending fully automated luxury bee communism and promoting -blam!-ING CLASS COLLABORATION. How dare Jerry Seinfeld imply that fully automated luxury bee communism would doom us? How dare he try to tell us that fascist class collaboration is the answer? Who knew that by watching and sharing increasingly accelerating apian cinematic memes we were helping the enemy? I don't beelieve it.[/quote] HOLY CHEEZIT! THIS IS ALMOST AS IN DEPTH AS MY THEORY ABOUT HOW MUSIC ALBUMS ARE RELATED
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