Hi, Im Actor Troy McClure, You might remember me from such films as " You're now reading this in my voice" "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually" "Uncross your legs and realize there is no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly" " did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed" " You're producing saliva too" " Your body is itching in at least one place" " You now realize you need to go to the toilet" " You haven't cleared your throat for a while"
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