On the first day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
An engram in the red tree.
On the second day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the third day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the fourth day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the fifth day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the sixth day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Six titans smashing,
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the seventh day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Seven Warlocks (self) rezzing,
Six titans smashing,
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the eighth day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Eight Cabal a grunting,
Seven Warlocks (self) rezzing,
Six titans smashing,
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the ninth day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Nine Hunters (blade) dancing,
Eight Cabal a grunting,
Seven Warlocks (self) rezzing,
Six titans smashing,
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the tenth day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Ten Shanks a gunning,
Nine Hunters (blade) dancing,
Eight Cabal a grunting,
Seven Warlocks (self) rezzing,
Six titans smashing,
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the eleventh day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Eleven Sparrows racing,
Ten Shanks a gunning,
Nine Hunters (blade) dancing,
Eight Cabal a grunting,
Seven Warlocks (self) rezzing,
Six titans smashing,
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
On the twelfth day of Xûrmas
Bungie gave to me:
Twelve Christmas noobs,
Eleven Sparrows racing,
Ten Shanks a gunning,
Nine Hunters (blade) dancing,
Eight Cabal a grunting,
Seven Warlocks (self) rezzing,
Six titans smashing,
Five motes of light,
Four Screeching Thrall,
Three Fallen dregs,
Two class items,
And an engram in the red tree.
[spoiler]Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah![/spoiler]
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This is great. Way better than that trash 12 days of Christmas parody some joke of a human being posted on here a few days ago. Very well done, guardian.