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12/20/2016 11:12:33 PM
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What did Ikora do to Shaxx to make it hard for him to sit
According to Cayde during the Nexus strike Ikora and Shaxx went at it and she did something to make it hard for him to sit down. This could explain why he is standing up so straight.
What do yall think?
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#Destiny
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She threw Zavala and his shiny, bald head like a javelin up... Use your imagination.
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1 ReplyHe teabagged her and she self resurrected with invective in hand. It is safe to say that she blew his ass off of his back.
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2 RepliesTbagged her and she self rezzed. Kind of like crouching on a bonfire.
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1 ReplyShoved Invective up his ass
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Butt stuff [spoiler]Ikora totally has a dick[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA little trick we Southerners call a Lumberjack Colonoscopy.
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4 RepliesRipped off part of the horn on his helmet an shoved it where the sun don't shine
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Where do you think his other horn went !!
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She gently pushed him on bannerfall (they were on the same team), and he landed with the railing between his legs. He was in shock so he froze, and he fell down the side of the tower. His butt caused friction and it set alight, spraying molten metal everywhere (also creating the first sun breaker). By the time he was at the bottom his bum was no longer there, so he had to get a robotic arse, but it's not very comfy to sit on, hence why he has trouble sitting.
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1 ReplyAll these answers are so sexual lmao...
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1 ReplyFull ass fisting
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1 ReplyTruly a simple answer, not sure why you are having troubles. She took away all his chairs for those gôd dámn exercise balls....
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4 RepliesThey were talking about Ikora's crucible days. According to grimoire, she was one B.A.M.F in the crucible, and a shotgun rusher with her Invective shotgun.
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1 ReplyNo one talks about Efrideet chucking Saladin into a tank
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1 ReplyEdited by Goldship: 12/21/2016 6:33:19 AMMaybe she locked one of his leg joints It would be difficult to try to sit if a joint is stiff
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1 ReplyWhat I would do to Eris
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1 ReplyHave you seen deadpool? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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4 RepliesI assumed that was a clever Cayde-ism, meaning that Ikora kicked his ass so hard, he couldn't sit down. Might be entirely off the mark, maybe she shot him in the backside, or something sinister and violating went down with a stray fusion 'nade or a nova bomb... poor shaxx.. 😕
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