Stave one- This is the tale of Eris Morn, a most wretched lady and collector of odd antiquities (a.k.a. black wax idols and hadium flakes). As you may already know Eris had a business partner named Eriana-3. However this partner ship didn't last long as Eriana-3 was killed by Crota and his dark minions. After Eriana-3s death Eris became a cold hearted three eyed b*tch. For example: one day while Eris was sulking on top of her huge pile of "antiquities" having just given her exo servant Cayde-6 the day off on the Dawning(to spend time with his son Tiny Tim the frame), in came two poor guardians asking for glimmer to buy guns. Of course Eris told them to go die in a darkness zone, and so they left. Eris soon left her workplace and started the long journey back to her jumpship. On the way there she saw Master Rahool sing Dawning Carols and told him to shove an engram down his throat. Upon arriving at her jumpship she was confronted by a ghost and not just any ghost but the ghost-ghost of Eriana-3. Eriana-3 told Eris that she would be visited by three Sol Progenys. Eris shot the ghost-ghost with her matador 64 then she hid in her jumpship and hugged her green rock like a teddybear. Stave two- That night Eris was visited by the Primeval Mind, as soon as she saw the primeval mind she popped a three of coins and shot the mind with her Gjallerhorn. No exotic dropped, Eris screamed at her rotten luck and RNGesus. Stave three- Soon the Imminent Mind appeared. Eris used yet another three of coins and shot the mind with her Gjallarhorn. Still no exotic, and Eris was getting pissed. Stave four- After a short wait the Eschaton Mind emerged from the darkness but this time Eris had her exotic particles ready and a charged arc blade. there was soon nothing left of the mind and at Eris Morns feet lay a special exotic engram. Eris almost started crying but she was a cold hearted b*tch so she held back the tears. Stave five- Eris rushed back to the tower hoping she would get a year 3 icebreaker. She waited with baited breath as Master Rahool handed her a... "A F*CKING GREGS POTATO!!!". The last words Master Rahool spoke to Eris Morn or anyone where "Nope". THE END