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*Elara is furiously throwing fireballs at Jason*
Jason: *Dodges a fireball* ELARA! *Dodges again* ELARA IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!
(Earlier that day)
*Jason comes downstairs after waking up*
Randy: Morning Jason
Jason: *Heading to the kitchen* Morning Randy, where's Elara?
Randy: She went to the tower. She said something about a mission report.
Jason: *Shakes head* Who the hell does a mission report on a day off?
Randy: Her I guess. She left you a list on the counter
Jason:*Picks up note*
Elara's note: Jason you didn't buy the groceries yesterday. Buy them!
Jason:...*Crumples paper* Bah I'll do it later *Heads to the kitchen*
Randy: I dunno Jason she'll get pretty mad if you don't
Jason: You just worry too much. Relax. *Opens fridge and finds it empty with only a note inside* Where the hell is all the food!? *Picks up the note*
Elara note: BUY THE GROCERIES!!!
Jason: Guess I'm buying groceries *Heads to the door and puts on shoes*
Randy: Can you buy some more cookies?
Jason: *Sighs * Fine! *Heads out the door and comes back in a second later* Don't mess around with my room!
Randy: *Groans* I know!
*Jason leaves and Randy looks out the window until he's gone*
Randy: YES he fell for it!
Randy's Ghost (R.G): You realize he will figure out that you ate all the food and wrote those notes right?
Randy: It's doesn't matter. Now I can play with the cloaks
R.G: You really shouldn't *Randy heads up to Jason's room an R.G Sighs* Nevermind
(In Jasons room)
Randy: *Trying on a cloak* Man I look sick in these!
R.G: Just try not to make a- *Randy start running around the room and accidentally knocking things down* mess...
*A knife flies in through Jason's window and sticks to a wall right in front of Randy*
Randy: What the...*Looks at knife* Isn't this Jason's kni-
*Jason teleports to the knife's location*
Randy: *Trips out of surprise*
Jason: *Grinding teeth against each other* What the hell do you think you're doing?
Randy: *backing up* J-Jason l-let me explain! A-about those groceries
Jason: I don't care about those. Your explanation about why YOU'RE -blam!-ING UP MY ROOM better good and fast because if I don't hear a reasonable excuse in the next TEN SECONDS *Whips out a Golden gun and points it at Randy* you're gonna be one VERY DEAD TITAN!
Randy: W-well you see I-
Jason: 1...
Randy: *Speeding up* I just wanted to-
Jason: TO!
Randy: Ijustwantedtoseewhat-
Jason: TEN! *Fires*
Randy: *Screams and ducks under the Golden gun shot*
*Jason and Randy both look at the hole in the wall*
Jason: *Looks through the hole and see the inside of Elara's room*...Shhhhhit!!
*Both Jason and Randy go into Elara's room and find a bunch of papers on fire*
Randy: Jason. What have you DONE!? She was working on those note for months!
Jason: *Begins stamping out the fire* Shit shit shit shit shit! Randy, help me out here! Hide the papers!
Randy: *Picks up a bunch of papers* Um...uhhh w-where do I hide them!?
Jason: I DUNNO, EAT 'EM! YOU WON'T GET SICK WILL YOU!?
Randy: NO but still, I'm not doing tha-*Hears the front door open*.....*Stuff papers in his mouth*
Jason: *Whispers to Randy* No matter what, do NOT tell her the truth!
Randy: Jason you know I can't lie to her!
Jason: WHY THE -blam!- NOT!?
Randy: Shhh!...She does that thing where her hair sets on fire when she mad. It's scary!
Elara: *Begins heading upstairs* Jason? Randy? You guys home?
Jason: Quick under the bed! *Jason slides under the bed*
Randy: *Tries to slide under* Jason! Make room!
Jason: *Pushes Randy away with his foot* There's no room! Find your own hiding spot!
*Randy gets up just as Elara enters the room*
Elara:...Randy? What are doing in my room?
Randy: Oh...I uh...I was cleaning your room!
Elara: *Sniffs* Did you guys burn something?
Randy: Nope!
Elara:. Huh...*Notices the her notes are missing and immediately turns to Randy* Where. are. they.
Randy: W-where's what?
Elara: The notes! I left them on my desk this morning.
Randy: I h-haven't seen them!
Elara: Really? *Walks right up to Randy while her hair begins to set on fire* I'll ask one more time. WHERE ARE THEY!?
Randy: OKAY! OKAY! THEY GOT BURNED!
Elara: THEY WHAT!?
Randy: J-JASON BURNED THEM! HE'S HIDING UNDER THE BED!
*Elara looks under the bed and finds nothing*
Randy: *Notices the air around the door moving* HE'S BY THE DOOR! HE'S INVISIBLE!
*Elara shoots at fireball at the door and Jason ducks causing him to lose the camouflage*
Elara: JASON! START TALKING!
Jason: W-well you see me and R-Randy had an issue a-and-
Elara: GET. TO. THE. POINT!
Jason: I may have...um...accidentally...shot them.
Elara:...You...shot...my notes?
*Jason nods*
Elara: *Hands and entire head set on fire* JAAAAASON!
Jason: Oh shit! *Runs off*
*Elara chases Jason around the house while throwing fireballs everywhere*
Jason: *Dodges a fireball* ELARA! *Dodges* ELARA IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR!
Elara: YOU'RE GONNA BURN FOR THIS!
Jason: RANDY! *Dodges* RANDY HELP ME OUT! SHE'S GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING!
Randy: *Looks around nervously* Umm...Wait! *Runs to the bathroom and comes back with a cup of water*
Jason: RANDY! DO SOMETHING!
Randy: O-OKAY! *Dumps the cup on Elara's head and has no effect*
Jason: RANDY YOU IDIOT! *Elara kicks him to a wall*
Randy: WHAT!? YOU FIGHT FIRE WITH WATER!
Jason: *Barely dodges another fire powered kick* JUST GET YOUR SUPPRESSION GRENADE!
Randy: B-but Elara said no throwing things in the house
Jason: THERE WON'T BE A HOUSE!!!
*Randy's ghost spawns a couple grenades for him*
Randy: *throws all of them*
Jason: *Looks at the grenades*...THESE ARE FUSION GRENADES YOU STUPID-
*Grenades explode*
(Couple days later)
*Jason, Randy and Elara are standing in a line in front of the Vanguard*
Zavala: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DAMAGE YOU CAUSED!? YOU DESTROYED AN ENTIRE STREET! ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW MUCH PAPERWORK YOU'VE PUT ON OUR DESK!? *Points at mountains of paperwork that are beside each Vanguard member*
Cayde: *angrily stamping the papers and cursing under his breathe* Stupid, -blam!-ing, *Cursing become undecipherable grumbles*
Ikora: *Calmy stamping papers while continuously repeating a phrase* Harmony without, Hurricane within. Harmony without, Hurricane within.
Elara:...I...am very sorry sir I-
Jason: IT WAS ALL THEIR FAULT! *Points at Randy and Elara* THEY DID THIS! NOT ME!
Randy: What!?
Jason: I told you to throw A SUPPRESSION GRENADE! NOT A BUNCH OF FUSIONS!
Randy: YEAH WELL...MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T TRIED TO SHOOT ME NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
Jason: *Scoffs* You should've just taken the bullet! BE A MAN!
Randy: HOW DOES BEING SHOT MAKE ME A MAN!?
Elara: Just shut up! Both of you!
Jason: *Points at Elara* AS FOR YOU, where do I even begin!
Elara: *Hair begins to set on fire* You shot my notes!
Cayde: ARRRGH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *Begins stabbing the papers* You know what? I say we make 'em clean out the sewers for the next 3 months!
Zavala: No!...We need something more...severe.
Ikora:...How about we have them collect 500 planetary materials from each planet
*Jason, Randy and Elara stop arguing and begin begging as Cayde cackles madly*
Zavala:...Yes this....this will do very nicely.
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That's awaeome
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This.
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Ending should have [spoiler]and that's why Titans need capes bungo[/spoiler]
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A) Why do they act like teenagers? B) There are no sewers. Not sure if you've noticed this but guardians don't go to the bathroom and there are no toilets in the tower. We are too busy killing and being killed to worry about silly things like bowels and bladders. C) Why not make it 500 of the materials required for the exotic sword quests?
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Bump for more
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Honestly I love all your skits. I also read the one about the three classes around a campfire, this was just as good. Keep it up man!
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This is a short skit, good sir.
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Tl;dr it's the fault of all Hunters
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Real reason. Rahool would have been fist of paniced into atoms in year one.
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And that's the story of how farming began kids
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I'm not gonna lie, this would have made a great machinma episode. Good read OP.
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This is weird.
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In my clan the are two Titans and two Warlocks. The Titans act like bros and ever since my fellow Warlock joined the dark side they get fried to a crisp a lot... if they aren't running away from my new love of fire... But a Nova Bomb works well too just for the satisfying boom! [spoiler]Love them all![/spoiler]
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This is very believable. We all know everyone wants hunter cloaks.
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https://soundcloud.com/iamtreckless/my-life-by-t-reckless https://soundcloud.com/iamtreckless/bio-by-t-reckless https://soundcloud.com/iamtreckless/coolin-it-by-t-reckless-feat-elboy
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Bungie doesn't like to admit the areas outside where levels are accessible aren't sealed off and are unfinished. That's why they won't let us use Glide or Advanced Jump... would you?
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We shouldn't be able to use abilities but at least give us our jumps and exotic movements (shadestep and garrison)
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Anyone remember if bungo ran mc donalds?
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So.. what about those groceries.
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he can get his GG to penetrate walls meanwhile mine tickles carboard
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Edited by shaad24: 12/9/2016 12:18:18 AMDidn't read any of this. I just came here to say I would love to blink or shadestep around the tower that would be cool
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"Did you live near power lines as a kid?"
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Muted
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Cayde once said to never use Arc Blade next to a terminal or you'll wipe the memory.
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https://soundcloud.com/iamtreckless/earn-my-stripes-by-t-reckless
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Little childish but not bad at all !!