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11/30/2016 9:16:14 AM
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How to explain the classes

Titan

59

Hunter

75

Warlock

63

Choose your main (just curious) and explain the funniest way you can generalize the three main classes. Be creative and try not to get into too much drama.

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  • Voidwalker: You get a nuke, you get a nuke, EVERYONE GETS NUKES!!! Sunsinger: Ha you thought I was dead, you dumb -blam- Storm trance: You must learn the power of the dark side of the force

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  • Voidwalker WHEEEEEEEEE NADES 4 EVERYONE BIG KABOOM sunsinger ONE SHOT BITCH SLAB SUPER NADE THROWING RADIANT SKIN LAST WORD DEATH MACHINE stormcaller EMPEROR PALPATINE POWERS ACTTTTTIVAAAAATE

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  • Warlock sub classes Voidwalker: "Your a wizard Harry" Sunsinger: This Warlocks on FIYAAA Stormcaller: I'm the 1.21 giga watts you need

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  • Gunslinger: pew pew pew Bladedancer: there is only so many times i can listen benny hill music. Nightstalker: come to tether baby

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  • Gunslinger: Clint Eastwood(Dollars Trilogy) Bladedancer: Yoda but electric Nightstalker: Loxley but before he became Robin Hood

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  • Warlock: Yea I'm having fun this is awso-BLAT! \(' ')/ I'm alive! I'm free agai-BLAT! Hunter:I have fire! I have a pistol! Ugh! FLAMING ONE SHOT SUPER SAYIN ANIHHALATING DESTROYING SUPER CRUSHING TITAN - CRYING CAUSING HAND CANNON OF DEATH! Titan: Oh what's that? You think you are gonna kill me with electric fingers? Let's see. Hmmmm. Should I kill him with A. ShoulderCharge B. FistOfHavoc Or C. Matodor 64? Let's use all three! KRAKABOOM!!! *Mushroom cloud

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  • Edited by o Minimal: 12/2/2016 6:14:20 PM
    [b]The Mooch, the Mongoloid, and the Maniac[/b] Defender: "Oh hey that's a cool super man would suck if something happened mind if I hang out for a while see what's up that's mine now." Striker: That kid from middle school who looked thirty years-old at thirteen and had a thick neck and wore WWE t-shirts. Sunbreaker: "Yes...I see the appeal. But what if we lit them on fire first?" [spoiler]Politically incorrect. You've heard worse.[/spoiler]

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  • Titans: "We are the chaampions WE ARE THE CHAAAAMPIONS NO TIME FOR LOOOOOSERS CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS *duh duh duh* of the woooorrlddd" Hunters: Commence ultimate sneaky sneak Warlocks: Doctor Strange

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  • Hunter-Kyrie Irving Titan-Lebron James Warlock- Kevin Love

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  • Towels, hoodies, and friendship bracelets

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    • Huntards, Poorlocks, and Crytans

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      • Titan: [quote]Just punch shit. In the face. Be the Titan.[/quote] Hunter: [quote]That one class that everyone picked at launch because of our cloaks? Yeah, that's me...[/quote] Warlock: [quote]IT'S NOT A DRESS IT'S A BLOODY COMBAT ROBE *ahem* Sorry for that... unfortunate... incident.[/quote]

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      • Warlock: "I love floating through the air. So calming. What a lovely bree-*BLAT* (brains rain down) ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

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      • Badass cloaks

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      • I see Titans as Arnold Schwarzenegger: *Mr. Fruit voice* "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ARGGHHHH" Warlocks are Oprah: "You get a grenade!, and you get a grenade!, and for you Mr. Jugg/Shotty you get 2 grenades!" Hunters are Shrek: "THIS IS MY SWAMP!!!" *Throws a double wombo combo, 3 skip grenades, activates golden gun, and tethers the doorways* "YOU SEE THIS TERRITORY? THIS IS MINEEEE!!!!" [spoiler]I tried to be a little meaner to Hunters to show no bias against the other classes since I main Bladedancer :)[/spoiler]

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        • Titan - Donald Trump Warlock - Hillary Clinton What's for hunter?

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          • Titan = rock Hunter = paper Warlock = scissors

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            • Edited by LadyBladedBlack: 12/1/2016 11:06:05 PM
              Titans: the bros who love to punch "Bro! Watch me punch this tank bro!" "Brooooo....." Hunters: those loners who love their guns so much they painted flanges on them "This is my rifle! This this my gun! This is for sniping! This is for fun!" Warlocks: the geniuses who need a bro for a shield/bullet-sponge and a loner/ad-killer to shoot while they save the day "You! Pop the bubble and amply our weapons while that one tethers everyone in place. That should slow them down enough for me to be awesome!" All in good fun lol

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              • Titan: chronic tbagger Hunter: cries a lot Warlock: just go die, seriously, just, no, I'm sorry...

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              • Titans. Vikings Hunters. Ninjas Warlocks. David copperfields.

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              • Play Titan if you want PvP players to hate you. Play Warlock if you want Bungie to hate you. Play Hunter if you want everyone to hate you.

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              • Titans: the bros who love to punch Hunters: those loners who love their guns so much they painted flanges on them Warlocks: the geniuses who need a bro for a shield/bullet sponge and a loner/ad killer to shoot while they save the day Just a tad bit biased there I know lol

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              • Titans: The proud and strong Hunters: The sneaky and tactical Warlocks: The clever and calm

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              • Hunter: Inigo Titan: fezzik Warlock: Vizzini [spoiler]Princess Bride[/spoiler]

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                • Titan - team America, f@@k yeah! Here to save the mother-blaming day yeah! Hunter - I got this. Warlock - why can't this guy figure out how to use my jumps? (At least that is what I believe my warlock thinks)

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                • Edited by Typical Canadian: 11/30/2016 3:41:16 PM
                  Titan (defender): Bubble Butt Hunter (gunslinger): One-shot Wonder Warlock (stormcaller): Emperor Palpatine

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