The Three Billy Goats Gruff called.
The milk carton alert program hasn't worked, so they've asked this be posted here:
They miss you; are deeply sorry for anything they might have said or done to physically, emotionally or psychologically scar you. As a way to make amends, they have renovated your residence, complete with upgraded appliances and hardwood flooring.
They sincerely wish you would come home now... crossing the bridge isn't the same without you lurking around below.
Yours Respectfully,
"I'm Not An Attorney, But I Did Stay At A Holiday Inn Express Last Night", Esq.
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Edited by Howard MoonXLII: 11/28/2016 4:10:44 AMThree Billy Goats Gruff, classic. [spoiler] Literally.[/spoiler]
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