Loop hole, take the million dollars, order everything online, and stay in your house with the newest gadgets for 365 days. Sure, you will be pale as hell when you emerge but you have a million dollars- minus expenditures- and there would have been 0 armpit licking.
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Edited by Mai Sakurajima: 11/21/2016 10:39:32 PMAaaaay I like the way you think my friend
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Or only leave your "house" once and stay at hotels for the year
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I'll just lick armpits, too much money and effort to stay in a hotel for a year.
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Just live at friends or familys house for a year. It's not your house. Hell, it says house, rent an apartment. Technically not a house.
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They'll expect money.
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Still less expensive and less a hassle than hotels or licking armpits.