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1 ReplyEdited by Dan (Late for Work): 10/27/2016 12:28:15 AM
Dan (Late for Work)YEP - old
One time someone built a bridge during the Vietnam war. Soldiers decided to make a vote on what to name it and the overwhelming choice was the name Chuck Norris. They didn't end up naming the bridge "Chuck Norris" because as many a baddie found out, [b]nobody crosses Chuck Norris[/b] [spoiler]sorry I've been hanging on to this one since '05[/spoiler] -
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2 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris left for college, he turned to his father and said, "you're the man of the house now".
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1 ReplyOnce there was Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it got discontinued because it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris does not get wet, water on the other hand gets Chuck Norris.
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Are you lost? 2005 is that way.
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1 ReplyOne time, death had a near-chuck experience