I find it not likely. Christmas is far too well structured to be relied upon by a single processing RNG.
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But we don't know what we get from Santa.
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I'm a good boy and I always get good stuff likes bikes and Legos and footballs and stuff
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[spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler] Or your parents have good connections with the big man. Your parents hack into Santa's system and get you the right presents.
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Or his mom just sells her body to Santa in order for her son to get what he wants
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So she's naughty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)