I won't post mine until later if this takes off
Edit 1: Well, I think this is good enough for me to tell mine..
Dutchman: "Pink one is right. Tell you what. You give me back the sock, and I'll give you.. THREE WISHES!"
Patrick: "Make it five."
D: "Four."
P: "Three. Take it or leave it."
D: "Okay, uh.. Three. You get three wishes."
Spongebob: "Wow! Three wishes! Pat, isn't that great?"
P: "Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!" *clock moves back one minute*
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Don't u dare say the name Texas in vein!