SEASON 2 EPISODE 2 Episode 27 Part 2 A Cordial Event “Executive command. Deactivate the collapse protocol.” The Exo known as Cardinal walked to them. “You will be saved from termination. Temporarily.” The red Exo said. His head was mainly white with a red dot around his red eye. “I am Cardinal. The Japanese Warmind. “Kon’nichiwa Hogo-sha wa, anata ga dono yō ni okonau nodesu ka!” U ̄ n ōpunkuraioseru AURUS”. “Ahhhhhh! Where am I? Who are you, guys and girls?” Aurus asked, bewildered by his new surroundings. Aurus was a titan with memory of Jolder, shoulder charge, and the Helm of Innermost Light. “Oh holy Cheezit!” Who the Hellmouth are you guys!?!?” Aurus asked. “Where's Marcello? Oh wait. Nevermind.” The Titan said. “I mean god dang. Even Matt isn't here. I thought he would be. Especially after bragging about having this Gjallar-Thorn thing so often.” “Ahhhh!” A Guardian with messed-up armor fell from the ceiling, screaming. He was a male Guardian, a little bit tan. A Warlock. He hit the ground with a thud, and lay there limp for a minute or so, then becoming conscious again. He wore a pin that read:I LOVE ANIME! “Um… What Happened? ... I’m Tesla. Anyone have a bowl of Ramen? I am STARVING!” Tesla asked. “Huh, a Warlock that, rather than researching for the benefit of the Light, watches Japanese Cartoons!” Daltec said. Quinn walked over to the group. “Hi. I'm… uh… Quinn? I think. Who are you?” Daltec loomed over Quinn, quite easily due to the fact that he was about twice his height. “You seriously DO NOT remember me, Daltec? The Lesson I taught you?” The Warlock walked backwards in fear. “I can't say I do sir. Who is this Daltec person?” The Crimson Exo. Dal looked to him. “Don't make me sweep you again. You almost, ALMOST, did damage to me”. “I can do a lot more than Hand-To-Hand combat.” Cardinal said. the Exo’s red covered eye glistened. “Oh, you used to be a Warmi-” Tesla started. Daltec immediately cut him off, speaking with Cardinal. He spoke in Japanese, as to keep what he said a secret from the others. They could tell that he was not experienced with the language, as he kept pausing, and popping in an ‘er’ and an ‘um’ occasionally. “Now do you see what I mean?” He asked. A sound of a Shank… AGAIN. The SABER… 4? Was back yet again. Daltec got up, and watched the machine, deciding whether he was calm, pissed-off, or a little of both. The Shank was ripped apart without Mercy. He summoned his Arc-Destroyer, and slammed it into the shank. The SABER 4 was freaking out. The blade charged the shock core into overloading, and simply disintegrated every last piece of the drone. “Again I say. Vale, Mentula”. It was a Bit of Both. “Woah, that was amazing!.” Tesla whispered in Dal’s ear. “I WANT YOU.” “Go to Hell, Warlock!” yelled Dal. Daltec punched him, and that was it. “Sorry Daltec… Please let me... WAIT. WHY DID YOU NAME MY CLASS AS AN INSULT? YOU ILLITERATE BLOODY SCUMBAG!”Tesla shouted, furious. Daltec was boiling. Absolutely literally. Steam was coming from all parts of his body. His blue eyes were turning Red. Where his veins showed, lava flowed. “HWROOOOOOOOGH!” “Umm. I uhh... umm... gotta run!”Said Tesla. Beer dripped from Tesla’s cryo chamber. He was intoxicated. “RUNN FER YER LIVES!” Tesla boomed as he ran away, accidentally letting the Demon know of his whereabouts. Daltec was burning the ground he strode across, his body temperature so high it would have ignited anything near him. “AAAAAAAARGH!” The Berserker was almost upon Tesla, when he jumped aside, leading Daltec to fall into the Archon’s Forge Generator room. Daltec was not finished with his rampage, just switching targets, as he saw the SIVomination looming in the sky. He would rip out the life-force of the Butcher. He smiled to himself, thinking of the Fleshbeasts. “I… Will not… Stop. Until all of… THEM… ARE…. DEAD!” “HUUUUURWROUUUUUUUGH!” It screamed at the Creature in the Sky. “DRRRRIIIIIIYGHAAAAAGGGHHHRRR!” It called back. They collided. [S]: COLLIDE The ground shook with fury! The Bunker ceiling seemed to fall. “Well this is just SPECTACULAR!” Aurus said. Hemera threw a seeking grenade at the ground. It split and hit the others. They were all unconscious. When they awoke.They were somewhere else. Berlin. The Guardians got up. Erax got up. He didn't feel normal. More… bony? He wasn't quite sure. Until he took off his helmet. Ginger hair fell from his head. HE lifted it upwards to reveal a face. A human face. Daltec turned to him. “Holy-” His eyes rested on the Hunter. He was Human! “AHHHH! Erax! You’re ginger and scary!” Tesla said now unintoxicated. Erax acknowledged it. He fainted. An actual faint. From one who was previously an Exo. Tesla took off his helmet BLACK COMBED LONG SHINY HAIR FELL! “No this can’t be happening.” Tesla said . He touched his chest “NOOOOOOO!” Tesla said “I’m…...I’m a girl! Why me!”Tesla “Who the actual hell are you? You whine like Tesla.” Daltec said still normal “Umm you don’t remember me it’s Tesla! Duh”. Tesla yelled furiously. Daltec looked into her eyes, deeply, and whispered into her ear. “Go to Hell. You idiotic simpleton”. “Why should I, you Baka? She asked. “If you ain't going to do it yourself…” Daltec started steaming. “I'll send you there my Goddamned self.” Erax looked around. Hemera was gone. “I swear to the Traveler, if she's dead again or a guy I'm so done.” Daltec looked up. “It would serve to make things more interesting between us…” If looks could kill… Daltec would be full of holes. “Ohh really? Now that I’m a girl you accept me, you … you idiot of a Hunter!”Tess said Daltec strode over to her, held her by her neck, and said, “I was talking to Erax over here. I don't accept you either way, Mentula.” “Well. Doesn’t change the fact that I love you, does it? No, it doesn’t, Daltec.” Tess said. Daltec simply ran off into the wilderness to find some kind of civilisation other than the new Asshole. “Daltec! Where did you go? Come back! Please, I love you!” Tess yelled not far back. Daltec summoned a Handcannon Aion recognised belonging to an old friend. It was Bjorn’s The Devil You Know. It hit Tesla in the shoulder, downing her. “Ow, that hurt a lot!” Tess cried. “Please come back!” The Warlock screamed in pain. “Alright, that's enough. Calm your bloody self. What do I need to do, to make you believe that I HATE you? You need me to bloody kill you?” “Ahh!” She screamed in agony, and fell to the ground, limp. Erax turned away from the fight. when he did, it turned out that he was being held at gunpoint. “Uhh guys!” Erax said quietly. The gun wielder was a Titan with Navy Blue and bright green armor. “Calm yourself, too!” Daltec fired another shot into the Titan’s foot. “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?” The titan yelled out. “Obviously, peon, you were holding my Best friend *and potential lover* at gunpoint,” All of Daltec’s 10 ft tallness was above the Titan. “So yeah, I might get a little GODDAMN CRANKY!”