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Edited by Fanatical: 9/1/2016 3:16:16 AM
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I -blam!-ed a toaster.......again? AMA

[b][u]The Story So Far:[/u][/b] [spoiler]I don't have much time....I knew I shouldn't have done this again....but...let me explain before I can no more. It all started months ago. I -blam!-ed a toaster for the first time. It was....great! Hot, sticky, and I even made my breakfast after! But what I didn't realize, is what it would do to me. I have -blam!-ed a new toaster EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. for the past months, since I first did it. Ive been addicted, and as of the moment it's really starting to catch up to me. About a few hours ago, I met this toaster. Tos Ven. She was shiny, brand new, and [i]sizzling.[/i] I simply couldn't resist. I already started, within a few hours of meeting, to take off its "pants" and start to devirginize[is that even a word?] the toaster. But what I didn't know, and don't really...understand..regardless, is that Tos Ven had a boyfriend. Toast Erven. He came in, saw what I was doing, and burned me. Badly. Well, what he actually did was throw me inside his mouth and start to cook me, but regardless, I'm currently still in here, and it's starting to feel like hell. I guess I'll go down in history, I can already see it now- [b][i][u]FIRST MAN TO DIE BY TOASTER[/u][/i][/b] So...while I still have moments here, I've decided to see what i can do on my phone. See if I can find some...images...or something. Turns out for some [i]godforsaken[/i] reason, I can still connect to B.net. So..ask away...while I can still answer.[/spoiler] [i][b]Update 1: [/b][/i] [spoiler] As it turns out, I've survived my injuries. I'm currently being airlifted to the local toaster repair shop, because apparently they can help a human? Maybe?[/spoiler] [b][i]Update 2:[/i][/b] [spoiler]It was actually just a hospital lol, they call things all toaster related names apparently I'm just relaxing at my house now, simply resting to heal up. I've suffered burns all over my body, but the power of the NaCl that's found here has prevented me from dying and sped up the healing process. [/spoiler] [b][i]Update 3:[/i][/b] [spoiler]I....I think I want another toaster....what do I do????? She's just so...hot and [i]electric...[/i] I can't resist. Help![/spoiler]

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