I haven't seen a home thread in a while, so post your best joke. Dark, lame, whatever. I'll start us off: A plane is flying over the Caribbean, when it breaks down and crashes on a remote island. There are only 4 survivors, Paul, Jown, Bob, and Jerry. They all come to, and they find themselves surrounded by island natives with large pointy spears. The chief walks up to them and says "If you want to live, enter the jungle and bring back a piece of fruit." So, the 4 go off into the jungle, searching for fruit. The first one to come back is John. John has a mango. So, the chief walks up and says "Shove the fruit up your ass. Succeed, and you can live here with our finest wives for all eternity. Fail, and we will kill you." Now, remember, John had a mango. He obviously failed. So, the natives killed him. Next out of the jungle was Paul, with a banana. He tried and he trued, but he couldn't quite fit the tip all the way in, so the natives killed him too. Third, out of the jungle came Bob. Bob had a small handful of berries. So, he is putting them in one by one. He's got this in the bag. No way he can fail. Suddenly, with one berry left, Bob bursts out laughing, which causes all the berries to come out. So, the natives killed him. Bob met up with the other two in heaven, where they said, "Hey man, what the hell? You had that one in the bag! What happened?" To which Bob responded, "Guys, you should've seen Jerry come out of that jungle with a pineapple."