We have joke armor (masks from Festival of the Lost), any chance we could get some joke weapons too? If we get one, it needs to have a fun secondary effect people can mess around with, but be otherwise completely useless in both PVE and PVP (along with an exclusive medal for PVP players who actually manage to kill someone with it). An example could be a snowball cannon (Primary Rocket Launcher) that slows enemies down when hit while increasing their armor (could affect allies too). Otherwise, the weapon would deal the least amount of damage possible with each shot and would be nigh-impossible to kill with. Medal: Snowballed Another example could be an inflatable sword (Heavy weapon). One that dealt the least amount of damage possible with each swing, but made an audible squeak whenever it hit someone. Medal: Squeak! Finally, for a special weapon, a sidearm. Basically, it's the guardian doing [url=http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/finger-gun_mr-bean_9965.jpg]this[/url], making noises with their mouth whenever they "fire" their weapon. Anyone standing in the crosshair when they shoot will suffer a ridiculously small amount of damage due to their pride being hurt. Medal: It's my handgun!