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Personally, Buncher master race. Folding does not make sense to me. Its all to easy for your finger to punch through the folds, and become unthinkably contaminated...
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4 RepliesWho's got time to fold it?
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Folder. Bunching it up is for ANIMALS!!! What if your finger finds a gap in the bunch?! No thanks.
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Folding is the only way
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I'm a buncher BOY!
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51-49 in favor of the folders?? Heresy!
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2 RepliesEdited by Shryke: 9/6/2016 9:57:33 PM[quote]Its all to easy for your finger to punch through the folds, and become unthinkably contaminated...[/quote]What are you using, single ply toilet paper folded once? Folders don't go for thinner sheets (who does?) and most folds with thin paper are 30 times thicker than they would otherwise be anyway, as to not invite "contamination" as you call it. What I don't understand is how you bunchers don't get "contamination" all over your hands after shoving that shit-covered origami abortion in your ass. [spoiler]inb4carpetban[/spoiler] [spoiler]notbecauseofvulgarity[/spoiler] [spoiler]becauseninjasarefolders[/spoiler]
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Buncher at first to get the mass population. Then folder to get deep
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I usually just use my arm Efficiency
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Edited by Steve of Steves: 9/8/2016 12:36:12 AMFour squares, folded in half twice. Unless it's extra juicy, then I'll double up with 8 squares, folded in half three times.
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Because vagina
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1 ReplyPeople actually bunch it up? That's terribly inefficient and far too likely to get your hands dirty. I'll stick to folding.
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5 RepliesI don't use toilet paper, I have one of those toilets that shoots water into your asshole. It's incredibly uncomfortable but it works
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Folding. You use too much when you bunch
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Amazing how these polls always end up 50/50
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1 ReplyDamn 50/50
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No streaker option?
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I have a bidet soooo.......
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1 Reply-Line up with your toilet roll -Place trash bin in front of you -Grab the end of the roll -Start to unroll the roll while flossing your bumhole, feeding the toilet paper into the bin -Continue to unroll until you stop leaving a brown streak -Tear the end off -[i]Fin[/i] Alternatively, you could line a belt sander with toilet paper.
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[quote]Its all to easy for your finger to punch through the folds[/quote]What kind of cheapo tp are you using? Anyhue, I fold and bunch.
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If I'm sober, I bunch. If I'm hammered, I fold.
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2 RepliesEdited by Tosevite 187: 9/7/2016 4:49:33 AMHonestly baby wipes are ideal. If thin paper I bunch -soft and thick I'll fold The real question is.[spoiler]are you a blind wiper or do you check?[/spoiler]
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Ideally, I prefer baby wipes..
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Depends on the poop I did
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Fold is less rough against my sore butthole