Things that could make me pre-order Rise of Iron:
1. Complete nervous breakdown, and forget that I don't own a compatible system. This could happen, given my usual mental state.
2. Win the lottery. Since I never [i]play [/i]the lottery, this one is unlikely.
3. PS4/XB1 falls off of passing cargo truck and hits me in the head. Truck owners refuse to acknowledge the incident out of fear that I'll call an ambulance-chaser and sue them. Laws of averages make this one unlikely.
4. My ever-faithful PS3 spontaneously combusts, dies of old age, or is stolen by burglar who is on crack and thinks it's a PS4 (since no one would be dumb enough to knowingly steal a PS3. They're like zucchini in August).
5. Bungie executives, tired of my incessant yammering about the whole legacy console thing, find out where I live and throw a nextgen console through my window just to make me shut up. Also unlikely, since simply banning me from these forums would be much more convenient.
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