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8/27/2016 2:51:18 AM
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Who built the BatCave, and why aren't they talking?
Ever wonder just who helped build all the crap in the BatCave? They have to know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. Why wouldn't they talk? I would tell everyone that shit!
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Cash job probably
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1 ReplyI assume you watch family guy.
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5 RepliesEdited by Gladlin: 8/27/2016 12:26:03 PM"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the richest, most powerful men in the world is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?! Good luck." -Lucius Fox-
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1 ReplyThe flash had a weekend off and Bruce got him some high end escorts for his troubles..
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1 ReplyNo matter what Wayne told them they were making, they must've known something was up when he requested a lazy-susan for the Batmobile.
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Family guy has a pretty funny skit about it.
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2 RepliesMy crew know better than to break their non disclosure agreement. You want it done, it gets done, we were never there and we never had this discussion, [i]capisce?[/i] [i]signed[/i] [REDACTED]
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Edited by Shaft: 8/28/2016 12:44:33 PMHe has extensive knowledge and resources. Is it that impossible to believe he built it himself, maybe with help from Alfred?
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3 RepliesIt was Alfred and the black guy who gives batman his gadgets
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Becasuse he's BATMAN!!
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2 RepliesBatman locked Alfred in there for months with hid only sustenance being the bats he caught.
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Edited by The Wizard : 8/27/2016 3:49:03 PMLucius Fox help build the bat cave and he knowa that bruce is the batman.
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Easy, he killed them
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It was Batman.
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NANO MACHINES SON!!
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Because they is Alfred son!
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I'm fairly certain this was covered in a family guy episode.
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Ambien is a great drug to use when you want to build shit and dont want to remember why or how it was done.
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5 RepliesFormed naturally by nature, duh
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Your mum
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They're in Arkam asylum. The government knows who the bat is, they cover it up.
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2 RepliesIt was the bats that built it.
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Because he lives in the marvel universe now
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Don't know about the bat cave, but Batman's boy Harold helped him build the car and even lives in the bat cave too
