The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
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Repost I'm ashamed OP
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I remember reading this on a chain email.
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First read this ten years ago, been around forever.
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nice c o p y p a s t e
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This is better than any post I've made! [spoiler][i]cries in russian[/i][/spoiler]
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Worth three minutes of my time; that is perfection.
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12/13 gregs
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Copypasta
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This post is pure gold
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I've never heard anyone say "You don't know Jack Schitt"
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Should the Prince be taking notes?
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*cough [b]repost[/b] cough*
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Too much incest
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Blast from the past.
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I thought this was real until fulla shcitt So funny
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This...is quality
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Unless you were the OP who posted this months ago, 0/8 for originality.
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I stepped on Schitt once. He was taking a nap in the school courtyard, and I tripped over his leg by accident