You heard me nerf everything. I'm sick of being shot and killed in crucible and in pve. It's rediculous, I want every gun and enemy nerfed so that no one ever dies or has a bad time. Heck while your at it take guns out all together we'll just run around crucible hugging each other and giving out nice compliments on each other's choice of armor and shaders. Kinda like the "scarcastiball" episode of South park. So the hunter will be changed to the "huger" specialising in giving hugs. The titan will now be known as the "Teddy bear" able to take a hug and a compliment like a champ. Warlock will be the "wardrobelock" specialising in fashion and able to give the best compliments. What about supers you ask? There will be none because supers are to OP as is and it might hurt some ones feelings if they're out played by a super. The tower will be trasformed in to a type of mall where you can hang out with your bff's and give each other fashion tips. As well as buy some sweet new out fits for your crucible escapaides. As for pve its to hard as is. All AI enimies will be gone it will consist of you and your fellow guardians holding hands and skiping through various worlds. Public events will now be skip rope, arts and crafts, and tree hugging just to name a few. What about raids you ask? Well they will be replaced by a fashion show you and 5 other guardians will have to prepare your selves to strut your stuff on the catwalk with oryx, crota, and atheon as the judges. And last but not least T-baging. God have mercy on your t-baging souls when he hears what I have in store for your. Any on who taps the crouch button repeatedly will be teleported to the room of infinite corners for time out. Now you think long and hard about what you did guardian. But seriously I'm not trying to be rude or disrespectful in this post but think about what your asking in a nerf. Yes some things need to be adjusted I get it, but when you nerf one gun/super/granade that makes another type better than the now nerfed "whatever". so then people start using that well now that needs nerfed, and so on and so forth. Until you have what I described above. In crucible I used to have a .5 kd. And through practice, reading posts, and watching videos. I'm now up to a 1.1. Well "whoopity doo" you say! I'm not trying to tell you I'm now the god of PvP. I'm trying to say when people post stay out of sniper lanes, these perks are good/bad, this guns good/bad, how to stay alive in PvP. Listen to them. Git gud, or just better than you were instead of instantly complaining about how unfair something is. I quietly await your hate. Just remember no matter what you say I still love you P.S. I almost forgot granades will be a choice of glitter, ticker tape, or pretty fire works.