Ok, I've just went on the dark web to look up how to post.
You have to...
1. You have to say "Turtle in my Gurtle" 107 times.
2. You have to eat 19 orange crayons.
3. You have to sit through a Jacob Sartorius music video 667,541 times.
4. After that you will be warped to the bathroom where you will poop out a Cornflake shaped like Kansas.
5. Eat the Cornflake.
6. You will get a time limit of 69.54 seconds to write an essay about quantum physics.
7. You will be warped to heaven where Harambe the Gorilla will be waiting for you with a Giant, purple calculator.
8. You have to lick the calculator 473 times and then type the equasion " 2+3=Offtopic "
9. Harambe will hand you a 30ft tall carrot, you must put this carrot in your right ear. When done you will fall asleep.
10. You will wake up in the hellish landscape known as Offtopic. You will see a pencil on the top right of your eye, get this pencil and shove it in your left ear. If you put it in your right ear you will die of constipation.
11. [b][i][u]YOU NOW HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO POST 7 WORDS!!![/u][/i][/b]
It seems accurate.
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