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8/13/2016 5:41:47 AM
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Give This An Unnecessary Amount Of Bumps

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#Destiny #Bump

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  • I remember this

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  • Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuсk. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuсk humanly possible. What?! (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything I don't give a fuсk about motherfuсkin' anything People care about shit, I say fuсk everything Fuсk you, fuсk me, fuсk the sky, fuсk trees, fuсk the sun I don't need heat or Vitamin D! And fuсk toasters. I don't need to cook my bread And fuсk coasters. I use a little plate instead And fuсk roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you Don't give a fuсk about chairs. I prefer to stand And fuсk air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan And fuсk the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes Demolition man's the only snipes moviе i liked And fuсk liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a fuсk about not liking all the shit I don't like Like tissues. Fuсk them! I blow my nose on the couch And fuсk my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth Don't give a fuсk about seeing bitсh, fuсk my eyes Fuсk physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind Fuсk time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most And fuсk coasts, who gives a fuсk about where water meets land And fuсk boats, just because you float you think you're so fuсking bad And fuсk jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but... (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says "small, medium, large?" I say "bitсh I don't give a fuсk" She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuсk, alright?" Don't give a fuсk about beverage size options motherfuсker And I don't give a fuсk about liquids either They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuсk about straight sex And fuсk my diсk, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. Fuсk biological functions, fuсk the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuсk copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way And fuсk birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitсh Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks diсk Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way Did I choose to not give a fuсk about ice cube trays If I want ice I'll go to the fuсking corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfuсking drag You know what? Fuсk the word fuсk, I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus (I don't a give a chainsaw...) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what (I don't give a chainsaw...) I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuсk the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuсk about winning yo I don't even give a fuсk about not giving a fuсk, so I do give a fuсk... wait, what? (I give a fuсk...) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a fuсk...) I literally care about every motherfuсking thing

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    • There's a place in my mind, no one knows where it hides, and my fancy is flying, it's a Castle in the Sky. It's a world of our past, where the legend still lasts, and the King wears the Crown, but the magic spell is law. T-t-take a sword and a shield, there's a battle on the field, your a knight, shining bright, so with Dragons now you'll fi-fi-ght, And my fancy is flying, it's a Castle in the sky, or there's nothing out there, these are castles in the air. Pre-chorus: Fairy-tales live in me, fables coming from my memory! Fantasy is, not a crime, find your Castle in the Sky! Chorus: Dum, do do dato do da, do do dato do da, do do dato do da do, do do dato do, da, do do do dato do, da do do do dato do, da do do do. [Musical intermission] Dum, do do dato, [Castles in the Sky] Dum, do do dato, [Castles in the Sky]

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    • Just seems fishy is all I'm saying

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    • Chef Sweaty braising your faculty Face getting gray from the ash, but I'm laughing That's the trace of me -blam!- -blam!- out my face while I'm thinking Ain't step foot up in my momma place for a minute My days numbered I'm focused heavy on making the most of 'em I feel like I'm the only one pressin' to grow upwards It's still -blam!- you and whoever you showed up with Just trying to see an M and some steadier hands Who you callin' your mans Bet you thought he was solid When he really just sand Washing away with the water I'm a land mammal Staying away from the altar Shit changed in the August In the wake of that August Last autumn the leaves fell And I raked in the profit Disobeying the doctor The good guy prescribe, faith they never caught 'em Chasing these rabbits, whole face in the faucet And I don't know who house to call home lately I hope my phone break, let it ring Toe to toe with the foes, new and old Basic hoes try to cage him like the po When I run, don't chase me........

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    • I can understand if they're your own kids but other people's kids? No way.

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    • Think about it, who in their right mind likes those obnoxious brats?

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    • Its because elementary school teachers love to see kids cry

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    • Ever wonder why it's tradition for kids in elementary school to be shown the old yeller movie in class?

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    • Right. In. The. Feels.

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    • Hits right in the feels brah

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    • Lenny and his rabbits...

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    • Mild is as mild does ma'am

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    • So so so mild

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    • #mild

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    • Oh my gawl

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    • Your body is my temptress Your being is a must I cannot live another day without you I'd give it up for just one touch To see your face To feel your lust calling me She won't stop calling I feel her crawling inside She won't stop calling Come and watch my lips turn blue I wrote this song just for you It's what you've made create I'm drowning in the well Of my sins and my selfishness I can't forget when I felt you It was clear to me that I need you -blam!- this world And -blam!- this place I never asked for this I never wanted this I never asked for you I never wanted you [x2] But the longing keeps on drawing me back, In your hands again [x3] I can't forget when I felt you It was clear to me that I need you I can't forget the things that you put me through I can't forget [x2] I don't regret the poison that set me free I don't regret [x2] Your body is my temptress Your being is a must I cannot live another day without you I CAN'T!

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    • His little whispers, "Love me, love me That's all I ask for Love me, love me." He battered his tiny fists to feel something Wondered what it's like to touch and feel something Monster, How should I feel? Creatures lie here Looking through the window That night he caged her Bruised and broke her He struggled closer Then he stole her Violet wrists and then her ankles Silent pain Then he slowly saw their nightmares were his dreams Monster, How should I feel? Creatures lie here Looking through the windows Time will Hear their voices I'm a glass child, I am Hannah's regrets Monster, How should I feel? Turn the sheets down Murder ears with pillow lace There's bath tubs Full of glow flies Bathe in kerosene Their words tattooed in his veins, yeah!

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    • Or is it false?

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      • Sure thing

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      • True

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      • Woa man, that's totally far out

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      • My eyes! They burn!

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      • Fetcher

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      • Oh golly miss molly

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      • Good googly moogly

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