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4/3/2010 1:21:54 AM
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Does Mountain Dew really kill sperm cells

Title for reference. Some of my friends were talking about this topic and everyone seems to believe that it does. However, I am aware that your body produces millions of them, but I don't want to put something in my body that can actually kill something.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt lover Everything kills sperm cells, just like everything also causes cancer. However, next week a new study will come out saying that Mountain Dew helps produce more sperm cells. Ah, the joys of the 21st century, all that information and its harder then ever to really know anything.[/quote] This.
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  • *Facepalm at OP*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NeoxDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the 5 underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capn K Mart Yes. It kills them all. So does being in a hot tub.[/quote]crap i have a mountain dew hot tub[/quote]I thought I was the only one. :D[/quote]i have a pool to and a moutian dew bike(bike seats can kill sperm cells)
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  • Heh. Poor Zuneman.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the 5 underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capn K Mart Yes. It kills them all. So does being in a hot tub.[/quote]crap i have a mountain dew hot tub[/quote]I thought I was the only one. :D
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capn K Mart Yes. It kills them all. So does being in a hot tub.[/quote]crap i have a mountin dew hot tub
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheOtherJesus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's all BS.[/quote] Rub one out into a glass of the Dew and see how long they survive ;)[/quote] Gah, the images in my head...
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  • lol dude it would be like a visectomy but without scars!!!!!
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  • Yeah it does, you're totally sterile now.
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  • no.
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  • Just drink the blue kind no yellow 5 means no dead spermz
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's all BS.[/quote] Rub one out into a glass of the Dew and see how long they survive ;)
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  • Their is absolutely nothing in Mountain Dew that will hinder a man's ability to impregnate a woman.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodle If that's true, all of those hardcore gamefuel drinkers are sterile. Well, not like it matters.[/quote]Yeah, does anyone here actualy want to have kids?
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  • If that's true, all of those hardcore gamefuel drinkers are sterile. Well, not like it matters.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SILENTWOLF12 The yellow coloring in it does, but only if you drink like 20 cans a day.[/quote] I will never have kids.
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  • I know Mountain Dew gives me stomach aches. So yeah, maybe.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Elite Decoy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Quizmaster Mountain Dew should be used as a contraceptive.[/quote]Tastes better than condoms too. [/quote] wat
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  • RIP Zuneman aka AntiAppleKid's sperm
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  • >Implying you can get a erection lol
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  • I think that you shouldn't have -blam!- intercourse at such a young age. 16 is risky, but sadly becoming the average.
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  • It does not. It was just a stupid myth. I drink tons of them and im perfectly fine!
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  • I drink mountain dew and i dont have a problem producing them <(^^<) (>^^)>
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  • Yellow 5 kills sperms cells. However, you need to drink a godly amount(100+ cans a day?) for a while for it to even take effect.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st kymon No. Drinking a carbonated drink does not alter your -blam!- reproduction system in any way. However, being in a hot tub or shower does slow it down.[/quote]Seriously the shower, I like take showers every day.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Quizmaster Mountain Dew should be used as a contraceptive.[/quote]Tastes better than condoms too.
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