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7/25/2016 6:27:15 PM
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So I'm under my exgirlfriends bed.......
Has this guy with her. I wasn't planning on two bodies but I can't leave any witness. Nothing personal you understand?
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Tell them to send the money to the disclosed location.
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Surprised you aren't hiding in your own closet
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No russian
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2 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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10 Replies*loads sniper* "I got the exits."
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Seems sad if your x is in bed with another guy while your under it.. what kinda sick perv are you...m
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3 Replies[b][i][u]ILL GET THE BAAAAAGGGGGSSS[/u][/i][/b]
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1 Replyinb4parodythread
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Edited by Iyrha: 7/27/2016 3:18:35 AM[spoiler][b][i]K[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 Reply*panda frown*
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6 Replies*crawls under bed with you* *has a single arrow* *stabs both of them through the bed* Stab stab stab
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4 RepliesEdited by LahDsai: 7/26/2016 12:28:34 AMPlot twist: Her previous ex-boyfriend is under the floorboards and now has to leave three bodies.
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As we carry his body out, you go -blam!- her one last time, a nice long hate -blam!-, and then we ride out.
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Edited by Cegiofra: 7/26/2016 7:41:02 PMDon't worry *Prepare The Katana* I got the entrance
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2 RepliesOkie. *pumps shotgun* I got the roof.
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3 RepliesRemember, no Russian
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She has had many guys since you
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Why are you hiding there if they're already dead?
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Smoke ready on you go
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Smash their heads together to pass them out, then snap necks, wipe for fingerprints, and get away
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I'll start the truck.
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You bury them this time.
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Pull a crystal lake on this shit. Take an arrow. Just stab it through the whole -blam!-ing bed into their necks. Lol
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Do you happen to have a pentagram nearby? [spoiler]Inb4ban.[/spoiler]
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Stay low and move slowly we'll be impossible to spot in our ghillie suits
