(Before I go on do not take this post seriously, hence the 'Satire' tag, I take no responsibility in your saltiness, this is a joke) BILLY MAYS HERE FOR A NEW PRODUCT TO SHATTER THE CRUCIBLE This item is only exclusive to Hunters as we have bathed Stillpiercer in a sea of salty Hunters. We took the old Stillpiercer and turned the barrel around! You must be asking yourself.. Why do such a thing? Well are you a crucibaby crying about snipers? Then order this special upgrade for that special sniper Hunter and whenever he goes for the headshot HE WILL KILL HIMSELF. Works great if you've got a Shoulder Charge Striker on your tail! Just kill yourself and beat the guy to the punch! Literally! [spoiler]only 10 payments of 250 Glimmer[/spoiler]