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Edited by Ambo:
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Press paste. I dare you.
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Did you know that Weezer is actually secretly the wiggles
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Idgaf if dat shit ain't on Netflix or Hulu I'm going on dem free sites
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2 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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Edited by Seeker117: 7/26/2016 6:07:08 AMUh ok This ship is sinkin
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Sloths are mammals classified in the families Megalonychidae (two-toed sloths) and Bradypodidae (three-toed sloths), including six extant species. They are named after the capital sin of sloth because they seem slow and lazy at first glance; however, their usual idleness is due to metabolic adaptations for conserving energy. Aside from their surprising speed during emergency flights from predators, other notable traits of sloths include their strong body and their ability to host symbiotic algae on their furs. They are classified in the order Pilosa because they are related to anteaters, which sport a similar set of specialized claws. Extinct sloth species include many megafaunal ground sloths, some of which attained the size of elephants, as well as a few species of marine sloths. Extant sloths are medium-sized arboreal (tree-dwelling) residents of the jungles of Central and South America. Sloths make good habitats for other organisms, and a single sloth may be home to moths, beetles, cockroaches, fungi, ciliates, and algae.[2] [spoiler]idk[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI have nothing copied :/
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*whispers "stellar"*
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[spoiler]*click click*[/spoiler]
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris's foot. He shouted out in anger, "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" Just the mention of Chuck Norris's name cured the man's blindness, but the first, last, and only thing he ever saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face. In Japanese legend, a man is said to hatch from a dragon's egg, and this man will inherit the Earth. This man is not Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris killed this man Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris walked on Jesus. Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face. Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. Chuck Norris got it back.
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Enemy presence at 528,502, low on ap so I can't do anything about it right now
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/209702035/0/0/1
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Sexy Instagram A Short Story by ~Kazoo Kid~ Jacob Sartorious was thinking about MattyB Raps again. MattyB was a trash Kek with trash warts and gay thighs. Jacob walked over to the window and reflected on his Rich surroundings. He had always loved Sexy Instagram with its tan, thoughtless thirsty girls. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Sadist. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a trash figure of MattyB Raps. Jacob gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a sexy, rich, Cancer drinker with cringy warts and cancer thighs. His friends saw him as a curried, cruel Cancer. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a grated Killer Keemstar. But not even a sexy person who had once jumped into a river and saved a grated Killer Keemstar, was prepared for what MattyB had in store today. The Blizzard teased like Screeching Furries, making Jacob cancer. Jacob grabbed a squidgy Keemstar that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Jacob stepped outside and MattyB came closer, he could see the squiggled smile on his face. "I am here because I want A hot girl," MattyB bellowed, in a cancer tone. He slammed his fist against Jacob's chest, with the force of 2842 Harambe. "I frigging love you, Jacob Sartorious." Jacob looked back, even more cancer and still fingering the squidgy Keemstar. "MattyB, ur willy is rubbish," he replied. They looked at each other with Bipolar feelings, like two wonderful, wandering Weaboos Sexting at a very kys Fight Club, which had Cancer music playing in the background and two uncles Trumping to the beat. Jacob regarded MattyB's trash warts and gay thighs. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently. "Hmph," pondered MattyB. "Please?" begged Jacob with puppy dog eyes. MattyB looked pessimistic, his body blushing like a flaky, fierce Fouseytube. Then MattyB came inside for a nice drink of Cancer. THE END
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/209672972/0/0
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