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7/23/2016 9:14:28 AM
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Cool/fun(ny) things you've done in school.

Post cool/fun or funny things you've done in school or witnessed. Here's mine: [spoiler]In high school, me and my I.T. class sang rick astley's "never gonna give you up" for the school talent show. Rickrolled an entire school. It was awesome.[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by Zeldasavvy64: 7/29/2016 11:51:06 PM
    I had the best Calc teacher once. The best thing I remember is that he had a small ball in his desk and anytime someone said something stupid, as in it didn't make logical sense, he would peg the student from his desk. One time, he had already thrown the ball once and it landed near me. We were doing student presentations and he sat in one of the students' chairs. I tossed him the ball while the presenters weren't looking and he pegged one of them. At the end of the presentation, he went back to his desk. When the student returned to his desk, he looked at his calculator. The teacher had written "Stephen got pegged. Ha!" in the calculator.

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  • I think my grade managed to be so loud at lunch that the seniors thought we were doing a demonic ritual and we had sacrificed a teacher. That was a good day XD

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    • I flew a spaceship

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    • I shot like 10 kids

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    • Edited by LordOf27Donuts: 8/3/2016 1:34:49 AM
      Some kid got ahold of the mic after the principal was talking to us about respect and shouted out "[our principal's name] is a [b]PUS**[/b] Also, this one time this kid fell asleep during a test. He was asleep for probably 20 - 30 minutes. So because we had an awesome teacher, we left the classroom and went to the sand field for about 25-30. When we got back he was still asleep, so our teacher got this airhorn thing and blew it into his ear and that moron still didn't wake up. Note: that kid got below 10% for a final grade in almost all of his classes and didn't get held back

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    • Had sex with my gf in the school bathroom on the last day. Blow up lockers with M80/Bear Scares/Mini Dynamite Pull the fire alarm during exams Made a teacher quit Let off 10 perfectly placed and timed stink bombs Broke into the school and smoked/hot boxed the school gym

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    • There was time Lady Ghost showed up to my school. She tried killing me.

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    • When ever someone popped a cup everyone would freak out. This one time some kid popped like 6 cups, one after another. The didn't let us go to the bathroom for like 2 weeks.

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    • Last year, one of my friends got his license, and so he was happy loud and obnoxious that day. The next day he walked in silent. I asked him what happened, and he said he had his license revoked because he popped a tire doing donuts in a Walmart parking lot at 11 the last night.

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    • This was not me but here I go So one day during lunch some 7th or 8th grader went up to the microphone in the front of the lunchroom and says these magic words [b]RED ROBIN[/b]and then you just hear the whole lunchroom go [b]Yum[/b]but then it gets better the kid then says the McDonald's theme

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    • Pretended I was a substitute teacher and got away with it for the day.

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    • My music teacher said to the class that in order to play a guitar you have to actually pick it up and my ears pricked up at this and I said: "WHAT?????? NOOOOO!" She replies with: "Yeah I know, shocking." And I jump up and yell: "SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR, I MUST GO TO MY LAB!!!" And I sprinted out of the class room. Then a person told somebody to close and lock the door, so I sprinted back and dived back into the room, and everybody was laughing. Then the day resumed like normal.

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    • Edited by ookshmook: 7/25/2016 7:23:20 AM
      When I was in year three, there were some year sevens who kept on bullying our year. When I was in year four, there had been some year sevens who kept bullying our year. Notice the difference in tense.

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      • Was doing Spanish in class outside, sirens pass school,I dropped my stuff and sprinted out into the field

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      • During Spirit Week (theme days & costumes) when I was in highschool, I went to school in a full Master Chief suit. Those days were some of the most fun days of my entire life. Lots of great interactions with others were had. (:

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        • Made some videos with my friends that are on youtube for a class. It was fun and the videos were pretty funny.

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        • On my final day in school, I decided to burst in the main hall at the beginning of the 2nd Year assembly and shriek "[b]Troll in the Dungeon![/b] ... ... Thought you outta know." And then feign passing out.

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        • Ok, so about 5 of us were spending the night at my friend's house on the weekend before the last week of school. Around 2 am we snuck out of his basement through a window, drove to Wal-Mart and bought eggs and toilet paper, and then drove to the principal's house. We were supposed to just cover the trees/car in tp and just throw the eggs at the mailbox and basketball hoop and stuff. We park the car around the corner, sneak up to the house, and the first thing my friend does is throw an egg at a window upstairs. I go "Josh! What the -blam!- are you doing?!" A light turns on upstairs, so he throws the rest of his eggs at the house and makes a run for it. He was the one driving so I hauled ass after him. The others were in the backyard but they saw and ran after us. We laughed so loud, probably woke up the whole block. Best way to end high school.

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        • Edited by Apollo_: 7/25/2016 4:28:03 AM
          I was in bio class dissecting frogs. Now you must understand there were numerous dat boi jokes resonating around the room. So there are these gas valves in the room next to the sink, i grab them and scream... MIEN FUHRER in the middle of the class. Everyone was laughing thier asses off and i got away with it.

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        • Any presentation i do in class will always be funny. That's about it, never cared for attenfion.

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          • I drew a giant dick with the face of the dean of disciplinary on the wall. I was suspended shortly afterwards. It was totes worth it because he was a giant dick. I drew the truth that day.

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            • So, in around 6th or 7th grade, we had to sit in the cafeteria before class started. And when it was time to leave, the teachers would use a microphone to announce certain grades to go to class. Well I had the wonderful idea to go up to the mic when the teacher wasn't looking and screamed "-blam!- ME TILL I CUM". Then I proceeded to run outside to the other part of school. Got away without a scratch.

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            • My Christian high school was doing online anonymous teacher surveys. I submitted a fake one about a sex Ed class taught by Bruce Jenner. In the additional comments section I described, quite graphically, what went on in the class. Then I went to Reddit and told people on there to do the same. One of the guys there sold me out and the principle traced my Reddit account to my Twitter and traced the Twitter to a friend of mine, who directed the principle to me. In short, I might not be going there next year. The school rule book had to be altered due to my situation having never occurred there before. And I have God status amongst the student body. All in all, a pretty good way to end the year.

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            • Ok so our teacher was talking about sexting as a joke, and there's this middle eastern kid I'm friends with in class. In the middle of a sentence, I shout "WHAT YOUSEF AND I DO IN OUR SPARE TIME IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" Everyone almost fell out of their chairs. [spoiler]If they weren't laughing so hard, I would've probably been sent to the office.[/spoiler][spoiler]Yousef didn't laugh.[/spoiler]

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              • Last 2 months of high school was spent playing Halo: CE in photoshop class

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              • Last year of middle school, end of the school year. Some kids download cracked versions of Halo CE, Halo 4, Minecraft, and least I forget, barbies beach house adventure. The kids uploaded them on to the "student work file" and everyone was able to play those games. It was a ton of fun, we played that whenever the teacher would turn his/her backs. Soon after that though, some loser decided that he was going to be a goody two shoes and tell the principle. After that our "morning news" came on the next day and said that "each students home drive will be searched for, [b]Maylo[/b], [b]mineshaft[/b], and barbies beach house adventure. After that the entire class couldn't stop laughing and it has become a school meme.

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