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7/11/2016 8:25:12 AM
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The Trumby.

"My dada giveed me small loan of million dollars. you wouldnt believe it. and frankly..." Trumby continues. "I like it." - says random -blam!-ing guy numero uno. " How for can you like it?" says other guy number swei. "The Trumby ALWAYS Speakles his mind!" says uno guy. "The wallies just got ten foots higher mkey, the metricans are gonna pay for that wallies, that I can tell you." "I can not even stand under for he just mouth speaked!" says gui number 2. " I can not even stand under for what YOU just mouth speaked! I am to vote for it!" He votes for the trumby. Results are in! Trumby wins! "I am the presidump now, mkay." trumby says. Suddenly a wall seperates gui 1 und 2, gui numero 2 is brown so yeh. Suddenly, with americas national anthem playing somewhere, a giant orange is floating in the sky with a heliclopter. "w-what is that be?" guy number 1 says. "Tis the worlds largest orange!" Trumby says. "Trumby? I voted for ye!" Guy number one says. " And I thankle ye for that. Americle thankles ye for that. There is be a thing about brown skin, mkay, frankly, it doesn't stay." Trumby starts choking the guy number 1! "Now that ye've witnesse the orange, mkay, letting you live, would be a huge mistake! I've been bankrolled that orange for years, now that I have said access to said nukes, mkay, I can paint this country orange! The wall isn't to keep out the them. It is to keep in the you!" trumby says. "HELP THE ME, FRIENDLY, HELP THE ME!" says gui numero ein. "I CAN NOT, HE BUILTED THE WALLIES AROUND ME!" says gui twio, "What did ye think would happen when you electeled a realite teeble star to be presidump?" Trumby starts sucking money out of guy number 01's soul. I leave you with guy number two crying against the wall.

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