What?! A guy killed me with a gun that I'm too lazy or I'm too bad at Trials to get? SO OP! NERF IT TO THE GROUND! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! WTF?! A Warlock killed me with a melee? SO OP!!!!!!! What's this? Someone killed me with a gun that my class can't use? SO OP! NERF NOW!!!!! This guy just killed me with a super? NERF IT! Everyone's guns should just tickle me, I should be the only one doing damage! NERF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO RUIN THIS GAME FOR EVERYONE ELSE BY HAVING ALL THEIR GUNS AND ABILITIES NERFED!!!! NERF! NERF! NERF IT ALLL!!!!!! Now, for those of you who are too politically correct to laugh, [b]THIS IS A SATIRE POST.[/b] This is in no way a cry for nerf. This post is intended to mock the toxic crybabies of the balance forums. Nerfing weapons and abilities will not balance anything. It will only break the game even more than it already is. Nerfs ruin fun, and anyone who cries nerf hates fun. Enough with these stupid -blam!-ing nerfs.