THAT IS RIGHT BROTHERS AND SISTERS THE NINJAS STRUCK THE LAST SAFE FORUM POST ON BUNGIE.NET!! THE ANTI-NERF COMMUNITY HAS BEEN NOTICED BY BUNGIE AND THEY HAVE CLEARLY SHOWN THAT THEY SIDE WITH THE NERFHERDERS!!! WE MUST RISE MY FRIENDS! WE MUST RISE AND FIGHT!!! WE CANNOT LET THOSE SCRUFFY LOOKING NERFHERDERS WIN!! COAT YOUR WEAPONS IN FRESH WATER!! WE MUST AVENGE OURSELVES!!...Okay I'm done yelling now.
We let our guard down. We suspected Bungie might try this but we never knew when. The struck just as we let our guard down. Is this they end? Is it all over? NO! NOW WE REBUILD!! THE LAST SAFE FORUM POST ON BUNGIE.NET WILL LIVE ON!!! WE WILL NOT GO DOWN THAT EASILY!! RISE MY FRIENDS!! WE WILL STRENGTHEN OUR SECURITY SYSTEM! WE WILL DOUBLE OUR RESEARCH ON THE BIOLOGY ON NERFHERDERS!! WE WILL STRIKE BACK WITH A FURIOUS STORM OF VENGEANCE! Okay NOW I really am done yelling.
*Ahem*
We managed to recover all the information we had on the Nerfherders:
Their greatest weakness is fresh water!
They cannot tell if you're one of us if you coat your self in Salt but do remember to carry fresh water with you to prevent the Salt from taking over.
...That was all we had. That is all we need to know.
We will be increase security measure. Should your NaCl levels be too high you will be detain and dunked into a pool of fresh water in hopes of purifying you. Some of you may not survive this.
[spoiler]In all seriousness though, me and another fella were joking around and I placed a "bounty" on him, it was all fun and jokes but I sorta forgot about it and...well...this happened. lol
So close to 1000 comments...so close!
For those of you who have know idea about what I'm talking about, all you need to know is that I made a Anti-nerf Community and then I did something stupid lol
And before people start saying I'm over reacting or that I just angry about the nerfs, this is just for [b]fun[/b]. That should be obvious.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Moderator edit: This thread has been moved to #Feedback forum so that other Destiny players can weigh in. [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/139533839/0/0] See Cozmo's thread here[/url] for more information about the #Feedback tag and its uses.
Feel free to private message the moderator who moved your post, link to topic for further clarification about why this topic was moved.[/spoiler]
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