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Edited by Violet Varlerie:
7/5/2016 3:53:59 AM
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The Vex already won guys. Ripperoni in pepperoni.
We are stuck in a vex simulation.
[quote]B-but the vex can't simulate para-somethimg beings like Guardians or the Traveler...[/quote]
Oh really? Well my theory explains everything. Why does joining a faction do basically nothing for the story? Why can we kill Atheon, Crota, Skolas, Oryx, RocketsMcDickface, Sponge Prime, Qu[u][b]OP[/b][/u]dron, and all the other bosses over and over? Why has the darkness not been pushed back in the slightest?
If you disagree with that last one, well then. Go into patrol. Do you see Fallen spawning? Or Hive, or Vex, or Cabal? They were there when the game launched too. We haven't done jack-shit. But that's what they want you to think. The Vex have us trapped in a looped simulation, but they make slight changes every week. Yes, [b][u][i]THE WEEKLY RESET IS THE VEX BEATING US AGAIN.[/i][/u][/b]
BOOM. Knowledge. They've had you all fooled, you thought time passed normally, but no. They [b]control time.[/b] They [b]win[/b]. We need something stronger than the Vex. We need everything Rasputins got, or the Traveler needs to get his ass out of bed! No hun, not another 5 centuries, WE NEED YO ASS UP NOW.
Anyway yeah. Bungie is the real villan, they control the weekly reset. Bungie is the Vex, and the Hive, and the Fallen, etc. They have us trapped in a weekly loop.
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NECROBUMP
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1 ReplyM-My god...
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1 ReplySeems like the matrix
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3 RepliesEdited by sylrie: 7/6/2016 10:06:58 PMIt may not be the Vex. Whenever long updates are happening, you have a chance to see pyramid shaped ships flying around with this laser coming out of the bottom. It may be those beings that are controlling the simulation, and the lasers are how they edit the simulation. The traveler may not even exist.
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1 ReplyBungie has told us for years that their plan is world domination through video games, and we're all just Achronos' alts anyways.
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2 RepliesWe're all simulations now
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5 RepliesJust so other don't run with this joke. They proved we are not in a simulation by bringing in rasputin which the vex had not encountered and was also so complicated as to be impossible to simulate
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3 Replies[quote]We are stuck in a vex simulation. [quote]B-but the vex can't simulate para-somethimg beings like Guardians or the Traveler...[/quote] Oh really? Well my theory explains everything. Why does joining a faction do basically nothing for the story? Why can we kill Atheon, Crota, Skolas, Oryx, RocketsMcDickface, Sponge Prime, Qu[u][b]OP[/b][/u]dron, and all the other bosses over and over? Why has the darkness not been pushed back in the slightest? If you disagree with that last one, well then. Go into patrol. Do you see Fallen spawning? Or Hive, or Vex, or Cabal? They were there when the game launched too. We haven't done jack-shit. But that's what they want you to think. The Vex have us trapped in a looped simulation, but they make slight changes every week. Yes, [b][u][i]THE WEEKLY RESET IS THE VEX BEATING US AGAIN.[/i][/u][/b] BOOM. Knowledge. They've had you all fooled, you thought time passed normally, but no. They [b]control time.[/b] They [b]win[/b]. We need something stronger than the Vex. We need everything Rasputins got, or the Traveler needs to get his ass out of bed! No hun, not another 5 centuries, WE NEED YO ASS UP NOW. Anyway yeah. Bungie is the real villan, they control the weekly reset. Bungie is the Vex, and the Hive, and the Fallen, etc. They have us trapped in a weekly loop.[/quote] The vex can't simulate things like travelers, warnings etc...
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1 ReplyHOLY SHIT THIS ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! OH MY GOD THE GUARDIANS ARE -blam!-ED
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1 ReplyBungie = Darkness. I concur. My list of proof. 1. Mythoclast nerfed into oblivion. 2.Necrochasm was so weak it actually healed the enemies. 3. If you were winning against Atheon he would glitch you to death. 4. If you were winning against Crota he would turn his shield strength up or only kneel for 25% of the time. Nevermind having him follow you off the sidewalk into the boomer tower or crystal room. 5. Skolas killed us with despair when we finally would beat him and get garbage from the chest, if you were lucky enough to find an ether key. 6. The auto rifle Nerf that turned all rifles into vault ornaments. 7. The shotgun Nerf that turned all shotguns into materials and glimmer. 8. The fusion rifle Nerf that not only made fusion rifles complete trash but prison fornicated the Vex Mythoclast. 9. Rather than fix something meaningful in the game, bungie decided that making a ball at the tower glow was far more important than say making sure the sword bearer would spawn everytime, or that Atheon couldn't kill you while inside the shield bubble. It is obvious which side Bungie is on.
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1 ReplyBungie/Vex have: -Made guardians incrementally weaker over time with constant nerfs to make us fear the darkness despite our actual might. -Work to divide and conquer guardians by impeding communication between them. "We won't find you friends but we'll find you enemies." Guardians have somehow managed to break through the simulation to find other guardians and to speak with them but many guardians are unable to do so and so major threats like Atheon, Crota, Skolas, and Oryx still threaten their timelines. -
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1 ReplyWow thats some matrix shit right there
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2 RepliesSo the answer is to bomb bungie's offices?
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1 ReplyHmm...good to see you Violet
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1 ReplyCongratulations you played yourself
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Edited by Material: 7/9/2016 11:22:17 AMOh? But you forget the part where your console is an elder scroll! (Loose quote it been awhile) "It shows falsehoods but even the falsehoods are truth" gimme a sec gonna edit after I fact check Edit: can't find the quote anywhere but he basically hints that the elder scrolls show various timelines that: never happened, will never happen, have happened, might happen, and everything in between. I think he also says something along the lines of "what you're seeing is a falsehood as well" leading me to the the conclusion that...consoles are the real elder scrolls! They show all of the "happenings" I mentioned so -blam!- it why not? Check mate
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2 RepliesAlso we know that the vex will take over in the future because if you look at the exo-stranger grimore card, you can tell that she comes from the future through a vex time portal. By then there would probably be only one "species" and that is the vex. She obviously is not doing a very good job getting the point across.
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1 ReplyAs a lore enthusiast, I actually find your theory that we're trapped in a simulation very interesting. It'd be similar to the take XCOM in my opinion.
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6 Replies*Takes off sunglasses* MY GOD. Weekly reset too OP, pls nerf!
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We need to assemble a raid fireteam and defeat Bungie, it cannot be a repeat of the failed Crota attempt. Five dead guardians and one missing in action, a tragic loss.. Must have mic and gjallarhorn
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3 RepliesBungie nerfs fusion rifles and they nerfed the vex mythoclast. A gun you get from slaughtering Atheon. Guardians lost the insensitive to try getting it thus we stopped murdering Atheon three times a week to get the vex mythoclast and even the praetorion foil. We now kill less vex. Bungie are helping the vex. Bungie is the vex......
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2 Replieswhere's that blue pill?
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2 RepliesSomeone has seen the matrix a few times to many.
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2 Repliesthe vex just want the recipe for concentrated dark matter
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Why would it matter? Its just a game.
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This is not an m night shamalan movie
