me am hunter. me friends with wizard man and punch guy. me dont know why me friends and other hunter no like me. me think my QuickHands™, PurpleRoll™, TeleBlonk™, LightningKnife™, ShadowBow™, BladeOfThrow™, TripBomb™, ShadeThrow™, and HopGrenade™ not overpower. me no think underpower as well. me think hunter is balance. me also think punch guy and wizard man balance. all i want do is go inside crucible and Kill People With What I Enjoy™ without getting mail of anger. me want to go into SixPersonOryxGangBang™ without needing to have wizard man or punch guy of certain flavor. me want to go into SixPersonOryxGangBang™ and use the GunOfOranges™ and not be kicked out by angery team leader. me want to be friend with punch guy and wizard man and want other hunter think hunter is balance. me enjoy playing Tesdiny™ and want play without people angery at me. me only want hit Shnappers™! please love me
inspired by user Internet Police
edit: here is link to original post which is not mine, create by cool kid by name Internet Police and is in the point of view of punch guy.
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/207746181/0/0
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What the -blam!- did I just read XD