When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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1 ReplyEdited by Cazberry Pie: 6/14/2016 2:50:22 PMWe're in the gym locker room after playing basketball, and I overheard some guys calling this one dude a ball hog. So I went and said, "Know how we know he's a ball hog? 'Cause he's gay." He replied, [spoiler]Your mom's gay.[/spoiler] Who's burn was better?