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Edited by Riot Actual:
11/30/2016 4:15:04 AM
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Breaking News: DTL Exposed!
Hello, once again, Offtopic. I'm your friendly neighborhood news reporter, who [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/203144910/0/0]exposed the identity of Index, the Ninja[/url]. Recently, I've been searching for some juicy stories to look into and report to you, and while out looking for stories to write up on, my lady (who happens to be an adult actress) texted me.
But what she texted me nearly shocked me. Not that I had anything against her job, but because of a [url=https://m.imgur.com/gallery/rKuc8]side comment she included about shoes.[/url]
At first, I found it weird, but then it dawned on me: Who else was so obsessed with people and shoes? Why, [url=http://i.imgur.com/LnVhs60.png]this man knows the answer[/url].
DTL.
Why DTL does what he does, or how he let himself be exposed, is a mystery to be solved. That's all for today folks. This is Agent Venom, signing off.
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10 RepliesWhat can I say.. I like shoes and cam girls. But I mean.. WHO DOESN'T!??
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10 Replies[quote][url=http://i.imgur.com/LnVhs60.png][u]Why, this man knows the answer.[/u][/url][/quote] The hell he does. I doubt that he's capable of much of anything. Total loser if you ask me.
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DTL is an alien lizard who plans on giving good opinions to people who won't listen
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Umm, ok?
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Expose yourself.
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1 ReplyWait... DTL is three letters. D is the fourth letter of the alphabet. 3 times 4 = 12. L is the 12th letter of the alphabet. T is the first letter of the word "triangle." 12/12 = 1 There's 1 eye in the middle of the Illuminati triangle. DTL is Illuminati. [b]Confirmed[/b]
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3 RepliesWow. You should find me, next.
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I wonder what kind of shoe it would be...
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6 RepliesYou need to go to bed... ...[b]so that you can you can be wide awake when this case blows wide open![/b]
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Mfw the truth is too real.
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[b] [/b]
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I was expecting you to say "LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE NEEEWWS"
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1 ReplyIt's been a long time since I've seen something I really enjoyed. Thank you. I love the whole reporter thing.
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Good work, Agent. I'm just glad you didn't link to the thread that Recon picture is from.
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1 ReplyPost pics of lady friend....for science. Then I'll believe you.
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Inb4DTL
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Don't care about this crap
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>shoe on head I knew this day was coming.
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This is so much ass kissing in one post, damn
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Bump for the people!
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1 ReplyThe man in the second picture is Recon
