I tell you, I say I tell you hwat. Both of you shingle-layers best knock it off before ya'll both get yourselves into a heap a' trouble.
I swear on me nana's grease-frier, I'll paint your Yankee back-porches so red that the both of you wont be able to walk straight for a week.
What the -blam!- done y'all just -blam!-ing say about me, y'all little bitch? i’ll have y'all know ay graduated middle av my class in middle school , ayn' i’ve been done involved in numerous secret raids on the neighbaws hunting woods, ayn' ay have ovuurr 300 done confirmed deuurr kills. ay am done trained in backwoods warfare ayn' i’m the top sharpshootuurr in the entaahyr sowthern valley region (not a-countin' professionals). y'all are nothing ta me but just anothuurr city slickuurr. ay will wipe y'all the -blam!- out with preycision the likes av which has nevuurr been saw befawe in this here county, mark my -blam!-ing wawds. y'all think y'all can get away with a-sayin' that there shit ta me ovuurr the funny electronic box? think again, -blam!-uurr. as we speak ay am contacting my secret netwawk av awful red necks across the entaahyr appalayhian range ayn' y'all's a-buildin' permit is a-bein' traced raheet now so y'all bettuurr preypare faw the stawm, maggot. thay ...uhh stawm that there wipes out thay ...uhh pathetic little thing y'all call y'all's pawch. you’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. ay can be anywhere, anytime, ayn' ay can collapse y'all's pawch in ovuurr seven hundred ways, ayn' that’s just with my bare hands. nahwt only am ay extensively done trained in unarmed nail-pulling, but ay have access ta thay ...uhh entaahyr arsenal av thay ...uhh tri-county freedawum lover's carpentry ayn' gun club ayn' ay will use it ta its full extent ta wipe y'all's miserable pawch off thay ...uhh face av thay ...uhh continent, y'all little shit. if only y'all could have known what unholy retribushun y'all's little “clever” comment were about ta bring down upon y'all, maybe y'all would have done held y'all's -blam!-ing tongue. but y'all couldn’t, y'all didn’t, ayn' now you’re a-payin' thay ...err price, y'all goddamn eejit. ay will shit fury all ovuurr y'all ayn' y'all will drown in it. y'all ayn' are y'all's pawch are -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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