He's always there, talking about your doubles, telling you heavy is coming, pulling you into a losing match just before he calls mercy on it. How's he find the time? Is the Crucible scheduled as such that there's only one going on at any time? Even then, he's always in the Tower waiting for you to walk by so he can yell across the hallway, "Hivebane-senpai, please notice me!".
Maybe he's watching Crucible matches inside his helmet. I wonder what other things I can watch secretly inside my helmet...
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Bumpy bumpy bump
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2 RepliesA little off topic, but have any of you ever notice that the new monarchy armor is the same as shaxx's? I dont think it has to do with anything, but its cool
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Shaxx is Santa Claus?
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SHAXX SEES ALL
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This is simple. He has a man crush on us. Duh
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3 RepliesHe sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
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Easy shaxx is the crucible...
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Crucible is like a tv show
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12 RepliesSo, here's the thought. Technically, you are the Master Chief of the Guardians. Us other players, don't actually exist. So, he isn't watching EVERY game, he is only watching YOUR game: He gets a little notification from fans that a Guardian, you, are wrecking face. He watches with intent, his excitement exceeds his patience as he joyfully exclaims at your success. To him, you are his prodigy, his champion. This is the case for literally everything, short of a raid, or arena.
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2 RepliesHe has a really rare version of ADHD. Also he has 7 sets of eyes and mouths.
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Direct tv
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Crucible TV Channel.
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1 ReplyHe's not. He has an army of sweeper bots that watch all the games. They then press a certain button depending on what happened.
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2 Replies"Zone C lost... Wait, this is clash! Sorry guardian!"
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I'd be more concerned about him watching you all touch yourselves at night.
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1 ReplyObviously this is how
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1 ReplyIt's not Shaxx that's speaking. It's the Crucibot that is speaking. Shaxx just voice recorded it so he won't have to say anything in EVERY game. Every time you're play crucible, Shaxx is sitting in his boxers, munching on Doritos, chugging Mtn Dew, and playing Dark Souls III!
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1 ReplyThrough his illuminati ring
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1 ReplyHe bends over and gazes upon the world through his magical, all seeing brown eye.
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4 RepliesIt's all in our heads...Shaxx is that scary...
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1 ReplySanta and he are brothers.
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1 ReplyHe's clearly got thousands of clones.
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4 Replieshe's a wizard
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1 ReplyHe does it on his phone
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1 ReplyEasy! Shaxx is the crucible.
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21 RepliesEdited by RandalTheVandal: 5/24/2016 12:56:52 AM*Watching pr0n* "This is amazing! I can't believe what I'm seeing!"