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Edited by BenjyX55:
6/14/2016 4:22:11 AM
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Talking about Sgt Johnson is against the CoC, apparently.
Apparently threads can get taken down if they mention him now. The following changes have occurred as a result:
•This day is decidedly unlucky for greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close.
•Lightbulb shaking is encouraged.
•Platoons no longer have to share the rock.
•The Covenant do not regret being alien bastards, they do not regret ever coming to Earth, and they most certainly do not regret that the corps just blew up their raggedy ass fleet.
•The Covenant will now be allowed to have anti-son-of-a-bitch machines and giant hula hoops.
•Nobody knows what the ladies like.
•I never would have been your daddy.
•Nobody is sent out with a bang.
•Ripping skulls from spines and tossing them away is no longer something to laugh about.
•Just counting today, we are no longer even.
•The corps now pay by the hour. (Credit to Tartan)
•Demand for heroes is at an all-time low.
•Bricks fly pretty poorly.
•Everybody does bits and pieces.
•This is not it, baby. Don't even try to hold me or touch me in any way.
•Marines move like they got no purpose.
•Brutes hate the smell of:
-Badass
-A real man
-Green
-Hero
-Testosterone
-Bulgari
This is truly a tragic day.
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Bump for extended list.
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10 RepliesNinjas got triggered because they know they'll never please a woman like the Sgt. Major can.
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Johnson lives on! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/204683638?sort=0&page=0
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8 RepliesThose ninjas better chill if they want to keep their brains inside their heads.
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Sgt Johnson is as tough as they come. He's as strong as an ox, and as agile as a smaller ox. He's like a whisper that you only say to the wind at midnight. Sgt Johnson is as cunning as a fox taking a pottery class at an ivy league university that accepts foxes.
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1 ReplyIs it still ok to talk about dogs jumping over fences to copulate with mothers?
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3 RepliesSgt Johnson for president!!! Who's with me???
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3 Replieswhats a sgt johnson
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2 RepliesDid the corps actually pay by the hour?
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He could now be your daddy
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Keked at "platoons no longer have to share the rock"
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12 RepliesWhat is Sgt johnson
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Back in Johnson's day they didn't have no fancy smancy tanks! The whole platoon had two sticks and a rock! And they HAD to share the rock[spoiler]back in Johnson's day... [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI betrayed a marine playing as arbiter once, and sgt Johnson yelled, "I never trusted you anyway Lizard-face!" and proceeded to gun me down. I've loved him ever since.
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Everything violates the CoC nowadays
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What was the reasoning behind it though? I need to know why the covenant can now have their own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine and I can't!
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1 ReplyWhat?!?!??! I DEMAND an explanation for this!
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Ninjas must suck at halo or they hate black people.
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1 ReplyAlso, who will alert us when there are jackals in the courtyard now?!
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So I can't throw grenades like they're going out of style?
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1 ReplyGet bant noob
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10 RepliesI hope this is a lie. Sgt. Johnson was the greatest man of all time, I honestly prefer him over Samuel L. Jackson if I had to choose my favorite chocolate amigo, and I love Pulp Fiction.
