I sexually identify as a TI-84 graphing calculator. Ever since I was a child I dreamt of solving complex systems of equations with graphing and matrix capabilities. People say to me that a person being a calculator is impossible and I'm stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a monochrome LCD display, 30 mm buttons and Texas instruments branding on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "silver edition" and respect my right to solve problems and load needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a calculaphobe and need to check your RAM privilege. Thank you for understanding.
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