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4/19/2016 5:08:43 PM
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I want joeyworldtours to marry me

>I was only 5 years old >I loved joey so much >I prayed to joey every night >joey is love >joey is life >my dad comes in and calls me fat >I know he is jealous of my devotion to joey >I call him a leafdrone >he slaps me and sends me to bed > I am crying now >I feel warmer and feel sweat and food dripping on me >ITS JOEY >IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK he yells >he tells me to get ready >the eating ass challange >I try to tell him no i ate taco bell >he goes right in >i try to hold my shit but it hurts >i do it for joey >i start shitting >he starts gargling >I cant do this >burp >my dad walks in and catches us >joey jumps out of the window and bounces back up into the sky >joey is love >joey is life

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