[quote]For all other Tower High posts, you can find them all linked on the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Overview Post[/url].[/quote] [i]*The Tower High students are in the middle of Cryptology class with our friendly neighborhood Cryptarch.*[/i] [b]Rahool[/b]: Alright class, how's everybody doing? [i]*cricket sounds*[/i] [b]Rahool[/b]: Is everyone totally pumped to Decrypt some engrams?! [i]*Solis yells "you suck" in the background.*[/i] [b]Rahool[/b]: Now now, I know that many of you think this is the most boring class of all time. [b]Nightly[/b]: That's because it is. [b]Rahool[/b]: Come now, you just have to look passed all the boredom! Cryptology is actually a very interesting study. Here, let's try some decryption for today's warmup. Everyone take out your engrams that you all farmed for homework last night. [b]------------------- 20 minutes later -------------------[/b] [i]The students are deep in concentration at their tables, examining their engrams very carefully.[/i] [b]Storm[/b] [i](raising her hand)[/i]: Mr. Rahool, could you come take a look at this for me? [b]Rahool[/b] [i](walking over)[/i]: Why, yes of course! I'd love to. What seems to be the problem? [b]Storm[/b]: Well, you see, I found an exotic helmet engram last night, and I was wondering if you could help me out a little with this one? I figured such masterful hands could easily decrypt it into something. [b]Rahool[/b] [i](nervously)[/i]: Oh, hehe. Why...um... Sure! I'd, uh, love to help! [i]Storm gazes at Rahool.[/i] [i]The pressure is on.[/i] [i]Rahool begins looking at the engram.[/i] [b]Storm[/b]: Well? Anything WRONG with the engram? [b]Rahool[/b]: Not at all! Hehe... [i]Rahool begins to sweat.[/i] [b]Blades[/b]: PERSPIRING, Mr. Rahool? Are you NERVOUS? [b]Rahool[/b]: No way! Lemme just get out my, uh, tools. [i]Rahool reaches into his fanny pack for some tweezers, but his spaghetti spills out onto the floor.[/i] [b]Rahool[/b]: Oh, er, my mother's spaghetti haha! I guess I must've left that in there last night. [b]Strike[/b]: Pasta? You were decrypting engrams last night with pasta? [b]Rahool[/b]: Oh no! I um... Here, let's get back to uh, decrypting this. [i]Rahool returns his attention to the engram. After about five or so minutes, Rahool makes his move.[/i] [b]Rahool[/b]: Gotcha! [i]The Cryptarch pulls the engram's core from the shell, finishing the final decrypting process. A blinding white light shines all over the room. The students gaze at the decrypting engram, marveling at its beauty.[/i] [b]Storm[/b]: Wow! I can't believe I'm gonna get my very own exotic helmet! My first one ever too! I wonder what my parents are going to say! [b]Violet[/b]: Congrats Storm! I'm so happy for you! [b]Sunny[/b]: Yeah, I wonder what you're gonna get! [b]Flint[/b]: Hey guys, I think its almost done! [b]Rahool[/b] [i](sweating harder with concentration)[/i]: Yup! Just a little more... Aaaaaand.... THERE WE GO! [i]The light slowly fades away. The students look over. Lying in the Cryptarch's hand is an decaying baby elephant penis.[/i] [b]Storm[/b]: ................ [i]Rahool places the genital in her hand.[/i] [b]Rahool[/b]: I pity your enemies. [b]Storm[/b]: ............... [b]Rahool[/b]: You're a VERY lucky guardian. Use it well! [b]Storm[/b]: But..... But I...... I....... [i]The bell rings.[/i] [b]Rahool[/b]: Haha, all in a days work. Don't forget, class, you have to do the reading on House Banners for homework tonight! I'll see you all on Thursday!