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Favorite Quotes?

Okay so these quotes can be from anywhere famous (or even not). Books, movies, video games, sayings, and the like are all fare game. There are three categories: 1) Funny quotes 2) Insightful/ philosophical/ motivational quotes 3) Bad ass quotes Here's mine for example: 1) "Those who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."- Isaac Asmiov, Science Fiction Writer 2) "You poor fools. God can make a cow out of a tree, but has he ever done so? Therefore show some reason why a thing is so or cease to hold that it is so."- William of Conches, French Scholar 3) "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." Ezekiel 25:17 (Jules, PulpFiction) Don't forget to say who said it.
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  • Over the course of Destiny's life all of my fireteam members have stopped playing the game. Most moved on to other games one even stopped playing video games all together after he found tinder(I can understand that one). But I, now a lonely Guardian, without a fireteam , has stayed behind to finish the task at hand...... "The lonely Guardian still picks up his rifle, gets on his speeder, and goes into battle without hesitation. Because that's what guardians do. So long as there's still an earth to defend, the lonely Guardian will stay and fight until the fight or his light is no more" -LabeLincoln187

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  • Obi Wan Kenobi: Anakin, I fight for freedom, for Democracy. Anakin: If you are not with me than you are my enemy. Obi Wan Kenobi: Only a sith deals an absolute, I will do what I must. Anakin: You will try. Queue epic fight scene

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  • Sometimes I fill my swimming pool with ants and then I throw a bum or two in there. ~Donald Trump [spoiler]he never said that but i bet he would thing its good times[/spoiler]

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  • There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch. Epsilon, AKA Leonard L Church

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  • You asked for it I used to be a adventure like you, then I took an arrow to the knee - whiterun guard You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence - another guard I'm with the guild *pay 5 gold*- dead criminal

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  • "Water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink" ~[i]My Granny took it from someone[/i] "Circumstances alter cases, and broken noses alter faces" ~[i]My Granny[/i]

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  • Fu** her right in th pu**y

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  • "We did something" ~ A talking cat

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  • And those who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. If you seek peace prepare for war. Take away the right to say fuk and you take away the right to say fuk the government.

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  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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  • Can't really think of any funny quotes, but these quotes are from 3 of my favourite people in history. "Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War "Experience is the teacher of all things." - Julius Caesar "There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  • "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..." All three

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    • "We have Technology" - Patrick Star, [i]Spongebob Squarepants[/i] "Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” - Joshua 1:9 [i]The Bible[/i] "You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done.... I would have saved you." - Batman, [i]Batman Arkham City[/i]

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      • Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic... he could save others from death, but not himself.

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        • "I AM THE LAW" ME

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        • Edited by bane139: 4/8/2016 3:01:42 PM
          "Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing" "Veganism is the result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life." "History began on July 4th 1776, everything before that was a mistake"

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          • “I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson, Portal 2

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          • Mine is: [spoiler]▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b] ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ [b][i]YOUR SATISFACTION CONFIRMS THE MOISTURIZATION.[/i][/b][/spoiler]

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          • "Rise and rise again until lambs become lions" quote from movie Robin Hood, spoken by actor Russell crow. Original quote: [spoiler]And when they seek to oppress you And when they try to destroy you, Rise and Rise again and again Like The Phoenix from the ashes Until the Lambs have become Lions and the Rule of Darkness is no more [/spoiler] Surprisingly the origin is from Maitreya The Friend of All Souls The Holy Book of Destiny [spoiler]if you didn't get it, destiny as in our game Seems that maitreya predicted this game[/spoiler]

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