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4/4/2016 9:18:51 PM
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Pre Update Destiny Jokes

Sometimes you have to laugh away the pain :| [url=http://www.buzzfeed.com/jaketapleshay/jokes-only-destiny-fans-will-understand#.uek274Ek2]Here[/url] are the best ones I found. Anyone got any other good jokes?

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  • Oh, well, I'm the type of fish who will never settle down Where pretty fishes are, well, you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same I hug 'em and I succ 'em they don't even know my name They call me the succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around Oh, well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right And Janie is the fish, well, that I'll be with tonight And when she asks me, which one I succ the best? I tear open my shirt and I show "Hitler" on my chest 'Cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around Oh, well, I roam from town to town I go through life without a care And I'm as happy as a clown I with my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere I'm the type of fish that likes to succ around I'm never in one place, I succ from town to town And when I find myself fallin' for some fish Yeah, I hop right into that car of mine, I succ around the world Yeah I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around Oh yeah, I'm the type of fish that likes to roam around I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town And when I find myself a-fallin' for some fish I hop right into that car of mine and succ around the world Yeah, 'cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around, around, around 'Cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around 'Cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish

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