Batman: I'm gonna kill you!
Superman: m m marthaaa
Batman: y u say dat
Lois: dat his momma
Batman: ...
Batman: we are bff now
Stupid.
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Damn ppl that can't look beyond what they see pîss me off. Did Bats drop the spear because they have the same name? No, he dropped the spear because he realised Superman wasn't fighting to be a god or to bully him he was fighting to save someone he loves the same as Batman would if he wasn't just a lil boy at the time. How is it so hard to see beyond the obvious if you knew the characters you'd know their reasonings and actions behind such actions.
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Edited by Astrachalasia: 4/2/2016 3:31:22 AMI'm pretty sure Batman laid down the spear at that point because when Superman showed him his vulnerability towards his mother, Batman realized that Superman wasn't a threat, or an enemy, or friend, or anything. He was just a guy, with friends and enemies and regrets and hopes and problems, doing what he thought was right. Asking your enemy for help with saving your most loved? That takes something, and Wayne saw that.
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Someone that bloody gets it! Jeez now if only others could see past the obvious.
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You killed millions and can still kill millions but our mommas have the same name,bff?
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Superman saved Millions, his fight with Zod killed thousands and Zod would have killed many more had Superman not stopped him. No death bar Zod's can be directly pointed at superman he never call the Kryptonians to earth for a BBQ they showed up unannounced. Superman tried to give them the choice of living side by side with humanity. Zod had it in his head to wipe out mankind as soon as they had Superman onboard the ship.
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I don't belive that 1000s dead for a second. That's a mistake on the somebody's part. IRL, two skyscrapers collapsed with some time to evacuate. ~3_K dead. Superman and Zod fly through skyscrapers, some which collapse then and there, and keep flying through them and punching 3ach other through them. There is no way [i]only[/i] 1000s are dead. I don't believe it and you can't make me. It's on the same level as belieiving that the Protagonist from Crank somehow lived to do the shenanigans in Crank 2.[spoiler]You did NOT survive that -blam!-ing fall I sign give a shit how much adrenaline and drugs you're on[/spoiler]
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Meh believe what you want at its highest the numbers would be in the hundreds of thousands but nowhere near million plus. If anything the world engine would have caused most of the deaths throughout the whole event.
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A concept that martha wayne was batman and superman mother was made up for dc comics april's fool. I would find it very interesting if they added this, the two of them not just being best friends, but also brothers.
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And the actual point of that went over your head.
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Edited by MightyUltron616: 4/2/2016 2:06:19 AMRelevant I can somewhat agree with what you said
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Cracked? Love the superhero text messages. Always funny.
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It actually makes sense but it's lazy writing.
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It makes no sense. You killed millions! I must kill you! But not now because out mommys have the same name.
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If he didnt stop he would essentially become the joe chill of superman. Batman realized that.
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The power of mom's with the same names!
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He realized he was becoming the exact thing he hates: a murderer killing an innocent man whose last words were "Martha".
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...... [spoiler]well played[/spoiler]