I got a great joke about BvS and StarWars the force awakens [spoiler]superman and Han Solo are dead [/spoiler]
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For me Watching that movie was like watching the comic books I read as a kid come to life,if they continue with the same story, he's not dead.
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Did you not see the dirt levitating from his coffin?
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did you not see the movie how the hell does a goddamn spear "kill" Superman if he survived a goddamn nuke? Btw, the only way to kill Superman is to stab him with Kryptonite, and make sure it is in his body forever. If you take it out, he'll come back to life.
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Doomsday is a Kryptonian made beast, so it can actually harm Superman
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I know, but they removed the Kryptonite. ⊂_ヽ \\ _ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡~) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ\ A / / \\ B レ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_/
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[quote]did you not see the movie how the hell does a goddamn spear "kill" Superman if he survived a goddamn nuke? Btw, the only way to kill Superman is to stab him with Kryptonite, and make sure it is in his body forever. If you take it out, he'll come back to life.[/quote] you are wrong
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[quote]you are wrong[/quote] oh yes, that. i know everything now. thank yo.
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[quote]oh yes, that. i know everything now. thank yo.[/quote]You are wrong
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*you didn't see that, thanks.
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Superman not dead!!
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[spoiler]supermans not actually dead[/spoiler]