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Hardest you've rekt/burnt someone?

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  • Back in freshman year, there was this little shitwad Diego. Well this little shit thought he was cool and tough and was always looking for people to fight. In the meantime, I had been having a real rough time. Family member had gotten I'll, another had died, etc. So I was not having the best of times. Then on top of that, I was having a really bad bad day. So I'm off minding my own business in auto when, out of nowhere, Diego kicks me in the leg. So I reached around and punched him in the jaw. He apparently took offense to it and said, and I quote, "We fighting after school now fool" So I go through my day, nothing out of the ordinary. School ends , I go to the area where we are supposed to fight. Little bastard, should've known, brought two of his friends with him. I say to him "You so scared you need backup" and he responds with "Not to fight a little b***h like you". And then he swings. I knock his hand away and give him a good jab to the gut. He's now pissed. He swings again, so I grab his and twist it behind him, thinking about breaking his arm. Then his friends start to join n. I didn't notice and I get hit right in the jaw. Now I'm mad. I get up and punch one in the stomach so hard he staggered back. I take that chance to grab him by throat and choke him, knocking him out. The third guy looks at me, astounded, as they thought I couldn't fight at all. I punched him in the face so hard that he fell unconscious. The a-hole that started the fight saw the exchange and tried to run. I chased after and tackled him, punching him enough that I broke his nose and gave him two black eyes. I told them not to tell anyone who beat the shit out of them, made them them swear, less they wanted the shit beat out of them again. They ended up telling students about it, but word never reached administration. Haven't seen any of them in awhile (I'm a senior now), but no one else has dared to mess with me since.

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