I hear it said that Earth is the greatest planet on the face of the country. This planet was given to us by heaven. The Brithish tried to conqure it, but we threw their harbor into the tea. After that the UN was founded in 1776, and it allocated resources to make sure slavery ended the civil war. Then the 20th century happened. After defeating the War of the Words I, War of the Worlds II happened. Everyone knew who's fault it was, so we dropped Japan on a nuclear bomb. After that everything went ok, until 2001. In 2001 911 did Bush, and they Had Twin Towers. The Towers didn't listen to Bush. Without a license thy flew two airplanes into Osama Bin Laden, resulting in a controlled demolition. Here scientists learned: Jet beam melts gas fuel. What do you think about earth?
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3 Repliesquote]Land of the free = (#1 in prison population) 18 trillion in debt. Football with your hands. And most of you believe in angels. LoL nope. The aliens are laughing at you. Especially when we read posts like this. Earth is fgt.[/quote]
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The public school system clearly is working very well
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China is my favorite solar system.
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Edited by AstroSloth: 3/12/2016 1:48:56 AMI think I need a translator
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Go home your drunk
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What?
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Nice IHE reference
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1 ReplyI'm not sure if this post gave me cancer or an orgasm
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No no no no, you confused Earth with Mars
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I dream of genie.
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Crickey Cameron
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Uhh.. 2?
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I don't know man, Venus is quite cool
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You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron
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My fellow Earthicans...
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5 RepliesMAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN!