When I was walking my grandma's dogs along the beach, I saw a girl from school I hated and the two dogs went apeshit on her, so I accidentally dropped the lead and after a good 5 minutes of them chasing her down the beach, I pick up the lead and say "Sorry, they're bred to catch rats." I then proceed to skip home and sip hot chocolate.
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1 ReplyEdited by Trestero: 2/6/2016 8:31:55 AM*in English class, teacher stops and looks a few rows behind me* "Is that a penis on a piece of paper?" *takes it from the kid holding it and looks at him* "That's small, honey!" *Proceeds to take it to the front of the room and hold it up for the whole class to see, flipping it upside down a few times to figure out which way is up* *meanwhile whole class is dying* *says something about the level of detail before folding it up and putting it in her back pocket to show her husband later*